Crap Throwing Monkey

Guam IS one of the Marianis.

I think his point wasn't that smoking isn't bad for you, but that you have to be a certifiable dolt to think you can get tobacco execs to admit it in a congressional hearing.

Of course you didn't steal his words...you fully admit that he never said anything on the subject!!! What the hell was there to steal? "I didn't plagirize, because I credited a guy with not saying something he didn't say in support of my point." Holy !@#$, you're an idiot.

In other words, your opinion on flag burning is "I can quote Hume, who never said anything about it, therefore it's not worthy of discussing, even though I'm discussing it..." Uhhhh...right. What the hell's wrong with you? Most people, in the absence of original thought, would borrow opinions from other people. You admit to consciously choosing to borrow from someone who you admit never expressed an opinion on it. My God, man...you're so friggin' stupid, you can't even plagirize correctly!

Just tack on a "brought to you by Mountain Dew" onto that name, and you pretty much have the complete American experience...

A few days after Michael Jackson was acquitted. Coincidence?...

I'll pay you to go to your nearest Starbucks and loudly protest precisely that...

This thread is horrible & whoever allows this kind of thread to continue at two Bills drive should be embarrassed of themselves and TD

Apparently, neither genius nor consistency can be coached...

I'd pay real money to see that. Hell, I'd buy season tickets to watch JSP's head explode.

They don't even do that on safari in Africa. Shoot an elephant for the ivory...any and all of the local villagers get as much meat as they can carry. Bones and offal go into fertilizer, feet for barstools or umbrella stands...even the hairs get used for touristy crap like bracelets. At least, that's how it used to be. Not anymore...

If you're not careful, it also gets you the guy in your avatar...

He was great in A Streetcar Named Desire as well...

So are you saying you're a genius, or you're precisely as dumb as the sportswriters for the major rags?

It's not news unless she's in Aruba...

Well...this is a thread about Fag Burning, isn't it?

He probably forgot to mention the part where he was carrying T-Bloat around on his shoulders, too...

Except that Shatner routinely out-acted Mark Hamil. But then, R2D2 routinely out-acted Shatner as well...

I burned it.

One has to appreciate your honesty, at least... In truth, I've known a few chriropracters. I've never seen a reputable on that claimed to do anything more than fix your back.

""You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the 'land of the free'? Then the symbol of your country cannot just be a flag. The symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Now show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then you can stand up and sing about the 'land of the free.'" The American President was a pretty good performance by Michael Douglass. This was one of his best speeches.

Hmmm...interesting theory. I always figured he was simply incoherent and knew how to abuse a thesarus. I believe Occam's Razor dictates my theory the more likely, in particular because you give him a LOT of credit. Still, I can't completely discount your preposition...

For which I say: Thank God.

And to quote Hume's views on flag-burning: Nothing says "Look at me, I'm !@#$ing stupid!" like taking off on an irrelevant tangent using language butchered to the point of incomprehensibility.

Congrats, Jay!