Crap Throwing Monkey

I thought it was a good, but flawed, movie, for reasons that relate to the two items above. All the psychological pshcyobabble concerning the nature and mastery of fear could have been much better explored...and it seemed to me it was originally intended to be so until marketers demanded that the movie be cut down to 2:10. I still can't shake the feeling that about 20 minutes of film were left on the cutting room floor that would have made this movie very good...and I hope they restore that 20 minutes on the DVD.

It's not unusual for sharks to be that close inshore. It's very unusual to SEE them that close, though; sharks tend to dislike clear conditions, they prefer to hide in cloudy water. And bull sharks are nasty as hell. Only one of a handful of sharks that are true maneaters, and hyper-aggressive. If it's a feeding attack, as these two in FL seem to have been, it's an even money bet it's a bull shark.

He just needs more cowbell...

Good stuff. Much better than my mashed potatoes and fried oatmeal marinated in olive oil and beet juice...

Just the recipe for a Short Bus Frittata...

Only if you're blind and prone to epileptic seizures. How long does it take you to make a piece of toast? 20 minutes?

And terminally putrid writing. Still, it's more realistic than this past season of 24.

No he can't. He has an old Mac, it doesn't support it. You're seeing things again.

Dude, add cheese and subtract the pickle juice (WTF????) and it's a frittata. It's a rather common way of disposing of leftover pasta...the operative words there being "disposing" and "leftover". In fact, I've got that same recipe in a cookbook, with three alterations: 1) use cheese, 2) don't use pickle juice, and 3) prep time is 20 minutes. But it takes you an hour???? Does pouring the pickle juice over it REALLY take an extra 40 minutes? Fried noodles and scrambled eggs with pickle juice. Christ. You should just call it "Hearty meal for the single male with no prospects".

He probably serves Wonder Bread in place of the dinner rolls, too... Hey BF...do you serve a red or white wine with that dish?

Well, as much as I'd love to continue this, I have to go to sleep. I do, after all, have to be up early, seeing as how it takes me a full hour to make my breakfast of fried noodles, eggs, and pickle juice. Wish I could make it faster...but dammit, I just can't peel the eggs any quicker than that!

Note on ancient Macs: that lameass excuse only works if your ancient keyboard's missing the 'Q'... "For your information, I can't type '

Pickle juice, for Christ's sake! BF, haven't you ever heard of a !@#$ing spice rack??? Ever check one for any dill?

It's truly amazing to think that he thought it was good enough to share.

Sorry we hijacked your thread. But at least it's for a good cause. Not every day you get to read the recipe for a Retard Frittata...

Hey, when you eat 16 oz. of pasta fried in a quarter-cup of butter and 3-4 eggs, marinated in pickle juice, you start to pack on the pounds. And let's face it...if you're non-discriminating enough to eat THAT, you'll pretty much eat anything, which doesn't exactly promote a healthy weight...

???????? What the HELL is that? "Fried Noodles"? It ought to be called the "Short Bus Frittata". Or the Underpants Gnomes newest business model: 1) Fry elbow macaroni 2) Scramble eggs 3) Add pickle juice 4) ??? 5) Profit

It's not that I forget the eggs, it's that I can never figure out how to peel them...

Basically, he's saying that MacArthur was a crappy general because he advanced to the Yalu...fundamentally sound, though I'm not quite sure how he got "started" the Korean War from that (apparently Inchon was only practice before the real war started). I don't think it had a thing to do with Star Wars, since that's a bad movie. Or good. Or at least he liked it. Or something.

Hey, you know what goes good with pickle juice? Some fried noodles...

Yeah, shut up. Chesty Puller is second only to Sun Tzu? Who's third on that list, BF?

Tukachevsky was a reactive that learned from Guderian? Uh, sure...that must be why the Soviets were conducting massed armor maneuvers coordinated with CAS and airborne operations at the brigade and division levels while Guderian was playing soldier with mere handfuls of civilian autos in lieu of the yet-to-be-delivered PzKw-I...

It's not Congress, dummy. It's Bush's fault. Like when the next defense budget comes out at well over $400 billion...that'll be Bush's fault, too. Even though Congress is giving the Pentagon more than the White House has asked for...it's still Bush's fault.

After he got his booster seat back so he could reach the keyboard...