Why would I try? First of, why the hell would I waste the food (three eggs, a box of macaroni, and a quarter-stick of butter is a good amount of food. Add some cheese and vegetables and I can get four real meals out of that). Second, I don't need to make your God-awful emetic to know that it takes me about 20 minutes to make a REAL frittata...so why the hell should your bull sh-- retarded "Mama never taught me how to cook and I can't read a recipe" miserable pile of elephant droppings take me THREE TIMES as long?
I want to see you cook some other food someday...like ravioli, maybe: "Open can, pour into pan, heat. Prep time: 30 minutes."