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Crap Throwing Monkey

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  1. I had no idea it was that subtle either.
  2. He would have gotten off easier in court, too. Hitting her is assault, but NOT a sex offense like restraining her is, so he wouldn't have been branded for life. How in the world does that make sense? What !@#$ing troop of dumbass monkeys masquerading as a legislature passed these bullsh-- laws?
  3. TD farts in everyone's general direction.
  4. Did anyone mention yet that TD prefers Picard to Kirk? That evil genius...
  5. Geez. Imagine what would have happened if he'd posted on the internet how hot he thought a 15 year old girl was. Nothing.
  6. It was...but like baseball and the Cards, it's all about Brandon.
  7. With the indigestion your cooking must cause, it's not surprising...
  8. You'd think...but this thread reached 400 posts faster than BF cooks pasta, so there's a chance...
  9. Book of matches. Has to keep lighting them. That's probably how he boils the water for the noodles, too...
  10. I already know how to make rye toast. It takes me forty minutes, though, because I have an electric toaster...
  11. Throw the noodles in the frying pan and THEN add the butter? What kind of a moron are you? That's why it takes you an hour to make this frankenfrittata...if you don't even know how to FRY something, God only knows what else you're !@#$ing up...
  12. Hey, this is a Short Bus Frittata we're talking about. You're supposed to serve it with a lightly chilled RC Cola and prune juice blend...
  13. As is sticking railroad spikes through your skull. Doesn't mean you should...
  14. Hell, I DON'T cook professionally, and I know can do it in 20.
  15. Which is probably nothing compared to the sweet, inviting aroma of fried noodles and eggs and sheep in estrus...
  16. Just like you apparently can't compare cooking times from recipe to recipe...
  17. You know, I find your posts a lot more entertaining if I imagine them with a duelling banjos soundtrack.
  18. Says the boy shaped like a Weeble...
  19. Great. I set up a little Easy-Bake oven in it, and I'm boiling some pasta. Should be done in another 45 minutes...
  20. I have yet to see any real evidence you were educated anywhere, frankly.
  21. It's "basement" spelled the way you told me to...
  22. Oooooh...the second quartile. I'll bet you the top quartile can scramble eggs in half an hour or less...
  23. This line of argument would be a lot more effective if it wasn't for the fact that SOMEONE had to be at the bottom of the class...
  24. When they were presented the awards, were you one of the kids they hid in the baement? "The state's coming to give us an award again today...round up all the 'special' kids and take 'em to the 'special' classroom."
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