Crap Throwing Monkey

That is a good point, and it's pretty damned amazing considering his inconsistent and relatively lousy technique. Of course, this IS only preseason. Let's see what he does in faster-paced regular-season games against defenses disguising their coverages.

Big deal. TD's got two horns on his head...

Yeah. Then why did that rat-bastard bring T-Bone back?

"Never, ever, ever coming back"? So we now know the duration of "never, ever, ever" is about 24 hours? Unbelievable. You are such a total !@#$ing loser.

I remember when he first wandered in here, as the Yellow Snow of Texas. Back when that team-swapping whore was a Dallas Stars fan, of course...

The apocylapse, basically. They were one of those screwball "the end of the world is nigh" cults (albiet a pretty big one), but the end of the world wasn't coming quickly enough for them so they tried to precipitate it with terrorist attacks. The Tokyo subway was their only successful one...but it was their seventh or so attempt. I know they tried distributing anthrax at least once; didn't infect anyone but got enough dispersal, I believe, that infectious spores were found when people finally went looking for them. Chem/bioweapons is actually pretty easy (as those things go...but realistically any modern hospital or vet's office is equipped to make a crude bioweapon). It's chem/bio weapons delivery that's hard.

You've got to be kidding. There's plenty of "adults" here who's writing skills are just as bad.

Bastard...I don't get to have anything...

My calendar entry for the day was certainly prophetic.

Who cares? What's everyone having for lunch?

Because they can't kill a guy that's in poor health. Same reason the swab the arm with alcohol before they stick the needle in his vein.

Why, that's almost three decades in VABills-years...

"Code Pink Women for Peace"? Remember when they just called themselves anti-war protesters and didn't have to pick cutesy little code names? Friggin' pansy-ass society, ours...

If you're going to do that, just feed it the GPS coordinates for Kean College...

I'm sure you learned it at one time...but it was probably a hundred years ago...

Trust me...if I don't go to these meetings, these pinheads don't even accomplish THAT much. Last meeting I skipped, they ditched a three-tier enterprise architecture for an honest-to-God mainframe architecture. I actually had cause to be down that way today, to deliver a drive to the business center upstairs from the Atrium. They didn't let me, because they needed me to hold their hands through that meeting. And that discussion, by the way...it took a !@#$ing half an hour. Friggin' retatta-eating morons...

It'd be funnier if it had more cowbell...

At this point, I'm pretty sure you're all mentally retarded.

You have no idea... "Okay, we have a link on this web page, it says 'Main Menu'. Which page is the main menu?" "Uhhh...we don't have one." "Okay, then which page should it go to?" "Uhhh...how about this page right here?" "Okay, that's the page the link is on. Is that the main menu?" "Uhhhh...no." "Then why is a link that says "Main Menu" going there?" "Maybe we need to create a menu page..." "Gee, gomer, ya think????"

Sarcasm? Great...we're all dead...

My father's got a friend who's a big believer in chain letters. So I sent him a reverse-chain-letter one day. "If you don't receive this from ten people, you will suffer some horrible fate." Really messed with his head...

Some of us use them just about equally. My wife, for example...

Easy when the finish the construction...which should be just about when he leaves the area.

And occasionally you choose to slum it by arguing with AKC, right? I'd vote the T-Bloat thread, too, as I've noticed in the past that you and AKC run out of steam pretty quickly (probably because there's only so many ways to say "I know you are but what am I?") But my preference by far is that each of those atrocities be deleted post-haste.

It only figures. He is a frosted flake.