
Crap Throwing Monkey
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Loss to New Orleans = Cirrhosis of the Liver
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to stevestojan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
There's optimism, blind optimism, psychotic optimism...and then there's finknottle. -
Mularkey now on post game
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to Albany,n.y.'s topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I beg to differ. In the Mularkey offense, those are not only obvious passing downs, but require a shotgun formation. -
JP Losman starting for Dallas?
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to ajzepp's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
That's because JP's mobile. You see, a mobile QB makes the line better, so if the line's not better with a mobile QB, it must be the line's fault for not understanding they're supposed to be better with a mobile QB. Mobile QB = line's fault, immobile QB = QB's fault. Geez, do I have to explain everything? -
There is some truth to that...his best pass all day was a short, quick strike to Moulds (I believe) that didn't give the pass rush time to get near him. On the other hand...regardless of pressure, he's shown quite the propensity for throwing long passes well beyond his receivers. I'm not sure that a good OL would be fixing that...some of the problems are, in fact, other than the line.
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JP Losman starting for Dallas?
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to ajzepp's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Now VA...if there's one thing we learned over the past three years, it's that sacks are never the line's fault when Bledsoe's under center. -
Loss to New Orleans = Cirrhosis of the Liver
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to stevestojan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
You weren't around for the Kay Stephenson/Bruce Mathison/Vince Ferragamo days then, were you? But then again...the offense at its current pace (48 points in 4 games) is all set to beat Stephenson's '84 team's mark of abject futility of 200 points in a season. -
JP Losman starting for Dallas?
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to ajzepp's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Stupidest. Thread. Ever. -
Well Crap Throwing Monkey should be happy
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to VABills's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Ecstatic. Seeing it early in the first quarter lets me sit back and enjoy the rest of the game without the sense of dread and horror that comes from anticipating it... ...and then they invented all sorts of new dreads and horrors for me to suffer through. -
Can anyone explain our offensive gameplan?
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to PromoTheRobot's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It's very simple: 1) Play-action pass 2) ????? 3) Profit. -
No respect for Rob Ray
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to NavyBillsFan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Rob Ray, a goon? Most of my memories of Rob Ray as an enforcer are watching him skate away from fights. Ray's no more a goon than I am. He just skates better. -
I've been pretty consistent in calling the White House a bunch of candy-ass pandering wimps (actually, I've called them "politicians", which is pretty much the same damned thing). The correct response should have been "Bennet, as a private citizen, not only has a right to any opinion he sees fit to believe but a right to express it under the First Amendment. He does not, however, represent the White House, and the White House does not represent him."
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Nice response. I've got two bones to pick with it: 1) Like it or not, there IS a link between crime and race: blacks in this country are more likely to be impoverished, and impoverished people are more likely to commit crimes (particularly "violent" crimes or crimes against a person or property). 2) "[F]undamental" link? Nowhere do I see anything implied that is "fundamental". He implies a link. I think anyone not living in a Skinnerian Box would have a hard time arguing that there is not a link. But "fundamental"? Show me where that's even implicit in his statements.
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It took me all of three minutes to find that out. Two of those minutes were spent realizing that every single "independent" press outlet was running the exact same story, and no one ever bothered to look up any transcripts to find out what was actually said. "Spin" doesn't enter into it. It's laziness and irresponsibility on the part of the media...and greed, as taking his statement (which was badly phrased, even for the point he was making) out of context makes for a far jucier story and better ratings than the truth.
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Actually, he doesn't believe that. Which is clear from the context of his statement: he had a caller call in and suggest that Social Security would not be an issue if it wasn't for the legalization of abortion, as all the aborted fetuses would now be in the workforce and paying into SS. Bennet pointed out that that was a faintly silly idea, as abortion and SS are at best only remotely connected, and was as silly as saying that aborting all blacks would reduce the crime rate. His context was not crime prevention, it was the stupidity of assuming apparent causal connections where there are none. But of course, without the context, it looks like he's saying that the secret to crime prevention is genocide. That's probably why the context wasn't reported: in context, it's a non-issue. Out of context, it's a really juicy story.
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Sen. Charles Schumer of New York
Crap Throwing Monkey replied to OnTheRocks's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
That in itself is a sure sign of mental illness. -
What happened to "Let's try and keep the average age UNDER 40, shall we?"
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Ignore him. He's a blowhard.