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    That's a change. Usually you don't mutter.
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    You lost me after "naked slave girls".
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    Actually, he's Polish and very flat-chested.
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    But the Bills actually lost, because everyone (well...finknottle) knows you have to pass to win, not run.
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    You know, I have been meaning to post this for some time. On the infamous last play of Superbowl XXXIV, take a look at the ball in Kevin Dyson's hand. You will notice that he's a yard short of the goal line. And as you know, he did not score. I don't know whether I have heard anyone else mention this. P.S. I am not related to Kevin Dyson.
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    I think the medication is intended for our benefit, not his.
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    Welcome back BF!
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    But it takes him an entire afternoon to make it.
  9. Crap Throwing Monkey
    "It's a Buddhist meditation ritual, the monks use it before they ride into battle." "What kind of Buddhism is this, Otto?" Great movie.
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    Did you know Daddy Day Care was a far better movie than Saving Private Ryan?
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    Gotta love the LAPD. Can't even frame a guilty man.
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    Actually, it was a very good analogy demonstrating the difference between knowledge and practical application. Until you !@#$ed it all up...
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    Hey...did anyone know that the night Nicole Brown Simpson was killed, blood was found in OJ's truck? I just thought it was interesting, and maybe we could discuss it...
  14. Crap Throwing Monkey
    But ultimately, presidents become ex-presidents. If she's loyal to Bush past 2008...is it really that big a problem?
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    And that is what happens when you over-analyse an analogy. It's an analogy, dumbass!
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    Quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen on the football field...Gus Frerotte knocking himself out of the game head-butting a wall in celebration.
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    Bunch of pikers, all of you. I've got a laser system that'll burn a hole through you. And that's just in the car. You don't even want to know about home defense.
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    I'm always very amused by the incoherent rantings of idiots.
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    But you have to pass to win. Committment to the running game doesn't work. Finknottle told me so.
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    "I brought it up because I've never seen it discussed here. But others didn't get picked on when they discussed it." You are such a tool.
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Screw that, we still haven't resolved the great Vince Ferragamo/Bruce Mathison debate.
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    But it was discussed in everywhere else up to and including "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". But since you've never seen it discussed, it must be fresh news, and everyone else are the ones with the problem. And people say I'm arrogant.
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    No, YOU'RE the one that brought up "Hey, I'm the last person on the planet to realize something that happened 15 years ago! Aren't I special?" And it's everyone else's fault you're being mocked.
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    Sorry, I don't have a lot of original material. I'm only 6-point Times New Roman.
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    Squish the Fish? At this point, the way this team's playing, I'd settle for giving them a gentle squeeze...
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