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Crap Throwing Monkey

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  1. Actually, Coughlin did bench him for part of the year.
  2. "The Truth", "The last word", "Attention idiots dipsh!ts & morons", "Everyone take a pill", "The really, really last word, and this time I mean it!". How many of these stupid threads are we going to have? And all from a group I wouldn't trust to successfully pick their noses, much less judge a roster move.
  3. And... E) Benching your starting QB will not magically establish the run. The issue isn't so much Holcomb's performance vs. Losman's, it's the piss-poor coaching this decision represents.
  4. Release JP? Are you !@#$ing high? Hell, I've said repeatedly I believe the kid will end up being a first round bust, and not even I would release him after two years and four games.
  5. No, instead Picard gets captured and assimilated. Whereas whenever some machine/hive-mind tried to capture/assimilate/kill Kirk, he usually destroyed it and didn't need a vacation in France afterward. Ergo, Kirk > Picard
  6. Never know. She might want to join in.
  7. The day he finds me palatable is the day I stop inviting him to watch games.
  8. Why waste cats as shark bait when you can use them to power a car? Now penguins, on the other hand...why don't they use those little !@#$ers?
  9. Cook it, eat, and kick her out. You'll be sick of her company by then anyway...
  10. Exactly. This has nothing to do with Clinton. If it did, Aragoncillo would be looking at a slap on the wrist just like Sandy Berger got.
  11. Let's just throw it all away and start Brian Moorman.
  12. Want to watch the game at Mackey's this weekend? That way, we'll have other games to watch as well, and won't be committed to watching this upcoming abortion.
  13. I call beating Denver lucky; specifically, the Dolphins were lucky to be playing against Jake Plummer. Just like the Bills were lucky to play the Texans in Week 1. Denver is at least capable of winning games...Houston, though, is horrible. They're what football would be as a Special Olympics event.
  14. Yeah, but you also thought he'd be a sucky QB because of his footwork, vision, poise, and decision-making... ...oh, wait...
  15. I never noticed before the resemblance to Mike Tice.
  16. Of course, you're forgetting the fact that play action requires the coaches to actually establish the !@#$ing running game!!!! Contrary to their apparent delusion, one big run from scrimmage does not a running game establish.
  17. Doesn't say a whole hell of a lot for Holcomb, does it?
  18. One game out of first at 0-4. Man, that whole division makes me feel better about the Bills...
  19. Holy sh--. This is the kind of lady that gets a starring role in an episode of Cops.
  20. Too much info. I didn't need to read that.
  21. It takes a certain kind of man to admit he was wrong. Specifically, it takes one who was wrong.
  22. If Kelly Holcomb is the answer, somebody's asking the wrong friggin' question. Kelly Holcomb???? You've got to be kidding me. How about establishing a running game?
  23. Depends on if you consider the Rosenbergs recent or not.
  24. Norwood makes sense to me...but how'd Ron Dayne sneak into that list?
  25. 1984 Dodge Aries K. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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