Crap Throwing Monkey

144,000. 12k from each of the 12 tribes. Of course, in VABills math, they're both equal to a million anyway...

Why don't we just elect lab mice to public office from now on. They've got to be smarter than the people we're choosing now...

Attention. "I'm going to jump off the bridge...and this time I really mean it!" I wish they'd just do it once and for all and get it over with, already.

In their prime? Mularkey was better. I don't think Bullough had a "prime".

AGAIN...not too long ago (ten months?) in a Viking uniform Moss was barely able to walk much less run and schooled Al Harris. Moss might be an insanely immature bean-pole of a man-child, but he's a !@#$ing good wide-out.

A much more gimpy Moss absolutely schooled Al Harris not too long ago, too. Moss is simply that good.

Replace "white" with "black", and I heard almost exactly that at the Million More (or Less) March last weekend. Why is that okay for everyone but caucasians to say? Oh, yeah...it's called a double-standard. As though any of us are of any sort of "pure" race anyway...

That was a wild game, too. I don't think I've ever seen a game with more weird bounces...

As Al Harris how ineffective a hobbled Randy Moss is.

His numbers don't look to bad, though. And as much as he may or may not stink, the SF defense is giving up 5.5 yards per rush and 12 yards per pass attempt. Somehow, I doubt that's his fault...

Of course, it could achieve what the pacifists always wanted: a complete and total end to war. Because who's start a war when they can get sued for it and have a couple thousand lawyers crawling up their ass?

You never shared that little vignette with your fiancee, did you?

The networks themselves probably didn't care. How much of a rating does the Thursday night game pull? I confess, I totally forgot about it...and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

It always does. The NFL doesn't schedule games to compete with the World Series. Just like the other leagues don't schedule games to compete with the Superbowl.

Where's the part in all that that says "undercover"? Don't forget, the issue isn't that someone said she works at the CIA - there's nothing at all wrong with saying "so-and-so works at the CIA". The key allegation here is that someone apparently said Plame works (or worked) as an undercover field agent for the CIA. Even if I stipulate everything in your post is true (and I have no reason to doubt you, frankly), you still haven't addressed the allegation.

Criminal, I tell you, mutilating the dead bodies of the enemy. They should mutilate them while they're still alive...you know, like they do to US soldiers.

He is, however, correct. Though I'm sure it was an accident.

Oh. My bad. Thanks for clearing that up.

My aunt died today. It's just like losing a pet. I'll grieve for a while, and maybe next week get a new aunt...

Particularly in light of the fact that my aunt just died an hour ago... Yeah, no kidding. Massive stroke.

What, someone deleted my perfectly reasonable observation that saying "Losing a pet is just like losing a member of your family", followed by "Grieve for a while, then maybe smokeyII is in the picture" is just a little bit inconsistent?

Silent thread for Jokeman's cat...a feline that changed the world...

And oh-by-the-way, wasn't Spain for the war at that point, to the point of sending troops? So the current government is pressing charges against people who a former government had decided they were allied with, for a wartime event that's recognized under international law as falling under the "sh-- happens" rule of war (i.e. collateral damage)?

Saw it several months ago, with Brad Sherwood and Colin Mochre. You're right, it is funny as hell. Only thing lacking was the comic interaction between Ryan Stiles and Mochre...they've done improv together for so long, they may as well be telepathic.

In other words: they should go to jail just like Martha Stewart. I can accept that reasoning (I don't agree with it, but I can accept it.) Plus...leaks? From what I've seen so far, taking all the partisan BS out, someone who was not undercover was not explicitly outed by people when they were not asked about her by reporters - one of whom spent a few months in jail to testify "I don't remember who told me." This is only missing an element of salaciousness to achieve utter inanity that Fellatiogate achieved.