Crap Throwing Monkey

Ain't that the theme to the Beverly Hillbillies?

Free Bird is the "Dancing Queen" of classic rock. Eric Clapton, Crossroads. Or the end of SRV's "Couldn't Stand The Weather".

And another thing...John Adams' Treaty of Tripoli? Couldn't you have found anything...I don't know...more obscure, maybe?

Hardly the "end of story"...but that was very well argued. One of the most cogent I've ever seen here. Now give Campy back his username, whoever you are.

1) I AM smarter than you, dumbass. I don't need to play. 2) This is the internet, sonny, not a garage. When I feel compelled to prove what I know about cars, I'll shut off the computer and go work on a !@#$in' car.

But how could they have done that? Your handicapping was perfect!

Not capitalizing the name is a grave sign of disrespect to the Golden Twinkie of Judgement, even if you are the 12-point Arial of original thought.

Really narrows it down. Burger King has counters.

I think he's talking less about the old fluid, and more about the water it's flushed with. It's just easier to let the garage flush 15 gallons through the system and deal with the waste there, rather than cart 15+ gallons of waste (which is a hell of a lot, really) to the garage.

And yet, which one of us bet the "kids college fund" on a .500 team with their best receiver benched and their QB injured, in the toughest division in the league, with the worst defense in the division, to beat a division rival? Did your "perfect handicapping" involve anything related to football? And that was your lock. A weekend that has Houston at Indianapolis, and you bet the college fund on Philly against Dallas by two TDs? And you're still bragging about the pick!!!!! After betting the college fund on the Eagles, I'd just naturally assumed you did.

It's okay. I handicapped it perfectly. Too bad you're to stupid to understand...

Without. I can't afford the pickle juice after betting on Houston as my Super-Duper Lock of the Week...

Who hunts Ramen Noodles?

Damn, and I bet he wasn't a tool. I handicapped that perfectly, with stats you couldn't begin to understand, even though they don't matter...

Really? Well, Praise the Lord!!!!

So let me get this straight...all your perfectly handicapping, done with stats that "don't matter" like "total yards", "time of possesion", "3rd down conversions", or "rushing yardage", that none of us possibly understand, didn't make a damned bit of difference anyway, since you still lost. And everyone ELSE is a loser?

Sue?

But what was wrong with... What the hell? Wasn't Lysenkoism buried a few decades ago?

The nature of this statement can't help but make one wonder if you could actually locate an oil filter in a parts store, much less a car.

I thought he wrote about the sinking of Marlin Fitzwater...

Can someone please the board filter so "Woohoo!" is now "OnTheRocks!"?

If your ego was so fragile that this thread destroyed it, you're probably not going to miss it much anyway.

Actually, the information in all sources comes from one interview by the SF Chronicle with people other than Tillman. May be true, may not be...but it's hardly credible. And what you did was basically support your original story with what was for all intents and purposes the same story. Bad research skills...not the thing that leads to effective opinionation.

And then, in all its glory... Aren't you a little too late for the maturity of a polite response?

No, but it was dumbly designed. The Flying Spaghetti Monster could have done better with His Noodly Appendage...