Crap Throwing Monkey

Who said "Presidential"?

No...I just had a headache.

Chances of that occurring are...precisely the same as the chances of any other sequence of numbers. It's not like it's special or anything.

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free... My favorite, though, is: Dah da-dah Dah Da dah, dah Dah-da dah da Dah d-da-da Dah... Ed will give anyone a thousand dollars who recognizes it...

I thought John Cafferty was with that band that did "Rollin' on the River"...you know...Ike and Tina Turner.

Isn't Evans supposed to be in the Wonderlic HOF?

So Greer should be cut for saying Gates is overrated? What are you smoking?

"Undecipherable" is probably a better word for it...though I think it's a bit strong, as I've managed to decipher parts of it. Maybe. Sort-of. Do I have to explain it now? As best I can tell, it's complicated...and I have a headache...and I just lost the train of thought anyway. Am I supposed to speculate on intermediate- and long-term goals ("measurable" goals, of course) of the occupation, or the timeline for achieving such?

Key words are "at a White House press conference". I'd bet a large sum of money most reporters get more and better info on background in direct communication with the WH Press office.

Let me summarize it for you: But...but...but...you handicapped that second half perfectly!

Sad thing is, I know where "quatloo" comes from off the top of my head.

I thought the mob killed Kennedy, with Castro's help. Ah, hell...can't we just blame this on the shape-shifting lizard-men, for simplicity's sake?

Of course, since roughly half the AFC has to play the other half, it's a literal impossibility for the entire AFC to choke.

Because it's easier for most people to defend their favorite sock-puppet than it is to discuss issues.

Let me make this very clear: just because you haven't heard the answers, doesn't mean they are secret. And just because the sound of the answers is muffled by the speakers' having their heads stuck firmly up their asses when speaking, doesn't mean they're secret either. There IS a difference between "We're not telling", "you're not listening", and "We are telling, but we're too damned stupid to make ourselves understood."

Art Monk deserves it before Derrick Thomas or Irvin. Arguably he deserves it before Thurman does.

That's an intangible?

And once again, your handicapping is dead on, but you're wrong anyway.

It used to, at least. I have my doubts it would these days. I know more than a few people, at least, who would openly celebrate if Bush were assassinated. Which I don't mean as a political statement. I'm just bemoaning how low our country has sunk.

Uhhhh...what's the point?

Actually, that's not against the First Amendment. That only guarantees the government won't stop you from talking, it doesn't guarantee the government will talk to you.

Is there even anyone on this board with enough knowledge of TV production to differentiate between a technical glitch and malicious intent? Didn't think so...

What the !@#$? A video game that simulates playing a musical instrument? This is one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

Or he'll be a great skill player at a position where they're already ridiculously deep. Anyone know, off the top of their head, what currently starting offensive linemen they passed on to pick Parrish?

Is that a typo? Didn't they really mean "required"?