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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I just want to say, as I watch Monday Night Football, that the real tragedy of this kid being suffocated by a barcolounger is that John Madden's barcolounger hasn't reached up and strangled him yet...
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    Or, to put it another way: Barry Switzer is a better coach than Andy Reid or Bill Cowher.
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    Plus...there's the fact that he's not available. He's still playing inside LB for the Patriots...
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    You sure you're not confusing him with Gandy? Damn it, this line has changed so many times over the season, I don't even know who's playing where anymore! That's probably the biggest reason the line sucks...
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    I highly doubt Mularkey has that much support on OBD. I would not be surprised, however, if Donahoe had sent around a memo ordering everyone to visit that poll and vote in Mularkey's favor...if he can spare the time away from directing security to confiscate signs...
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    He is serious. But you've got to remember: he's an idiot. This is the same clown that asked if sound travels faster than light in space.
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    Never work. They'd lose too much money on concessions. He'd always be bringing a loaf of bread, a couple fish, and six-pack of Genny Cream Ale and feeding the entire crowd with it...
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    I only go back as far as the '80s...and I find this team more frustrating. My recollection of the mid-80s teams is that, though they sucked and were coached by idiots, at least they tried to win.
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    Coincidentally, roughly seven out of every hundred people have affective or associative mental disorders as well...
  10. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Vince Lombardi or Tom Landry are avaliable, aren't they? I think they could turn this team around...
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    I don't see a lack of effort by the defensive line. I see an almost total lack of ability by slow lumps of undifferentiated protoplasm...but they try.
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    He'd make the games more watchable, that's for sure.
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    A squabber?
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    Don't tell meazza21...he'll label you as cold and heartless as I apparently am...
  15. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Right. Someone else might be banking on Capers being available for the Bills' head coach position...but it's not Donahoe. His ass is as good as gone; he's not making that decision.
  16. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Not under the couch, though. The Bills' offense scares them...
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    I thought it was a squirrel, to be honest.
  18. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Can we bring the :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: smiley back now?
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    I think it's possible. I also think it's rare. I also think "I'm a changed man, and see now that I deserve to be punished for what I did" is probably a lot more sincere than "I'm a changed man, don't hurt me." My sister, though, who has a lot of experience with these 'Praise the Lord' Mother!@#$ers, thinks otherwise. And she's on their side.
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    But Wal-Mart had a plan. Of course, I think that plan was "Vote for me, I'm not K-Mart! K-Mart bad!"
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    He's tried very hard, actually. The parole board just has a hard time seeing past the swastikas carved into his forehead.
  22. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Carla Faye...maybe, since she's demonstrably sick. Tookie? A gang-banger who killed four people, then became a "'Praise The Lord' Mother!@#$er" (my sister's - the defense attorney - name for prison conversions) on death row? Because...?
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    Actually, you don't have that right. You do, however, have the right to try not to be caught doing it. I believe that's covered under "pursuit of happiness"...
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    "Don't blame me, I voted for Wal-Mart"
  25. Crap Throwing Monkey
    I'll take "Things that only happen in Tom Clancy novels" for $200, Alex... Those dinky little diesel-electric Israeli boats...you going to sneak them through the Suez canal and around the Arabian peninsula? Or just sail them into the Atlantic and around South Africa?
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