Crap Throwing Monkey

And Matt Millen and Bronco Billy..."Don't forget to tell him you want a new coach!" "Santa, my friend says I should tell you I want a new coach...but I'd rather have a puppy."

Isn't that every day? Geez...I point out one thing - one thing - that's factually incorrect, and someone generalizes it to your entire post to claim indignation...and this after Mickey just got his ass beat for "not having a sense of humor" about the same damned thing. And people wonder why I'm so contemptuous most of the time.

Come on...can you at least not make stuff up completely when you make the list? Yes, I realize it's satire...but try to have at least a tenuous basis in fact.

So the rest of the Bills' season is cancelled?

It's because I'm head over heels in love with you.

Phew. Lucky. I mean, it sucks that he's dead and all, but at least they didn't lose him under the couch...

And let me point something else out. If VABills posts something under the heading "I am a thinker"...why would you even read it? You know right off it's not going to be based in reality anyway...

I have no problem with you pointing out it was humorless (mostly because it was). But if it were a thinly disguised insult...so what? "Thinly disguised" is an improvement over the sh-- that usually goes on here.

I don't believe you. Show me your ass.

I heard this great joke today, too... The FBI was called into Ralph Wilson Stadium today to investigate a chalky white substance on the field found by the coaching staff and players. Biological investigators and Homeland Security were called in to test the unknown powder. After 4 long hours of tests, workers and players were allowed back on the field. Investigators concluded that the white substance was the goal line. Ain't that a good one?

I'm not knocking clubbing baby seals, Frodo, I'm knocking watching someone else club baby seals. It's dull. If you're going to club something and make it a spectator sport, club something that fights back. Not baby seals or Democrats.

Problem is, while clubbing baby seals is fun in and of itself, it gets old really quickly if you're only a spectator.

Never read the retatta recipe, did you?

There's a shitload of those documented as untrue in Snopes. This is also untrue.

Don't post all your material in one day. You really have to learn to pace yourself.

!@#$ you.

My post doesn't count, though, because I'm a guy that has stated I knew more than the professors in college so I didn't pursue a Phd. (As person that did pursue a Phd, sucessfully, IowaBill can't begin to tell you how many times he has heard that from people that couldn't hack it). I'm a guy that has stated how smart I am because I've been published in some sort of peer review journal, a guy who spends most of my keystrokes telling everybody how smart I thinks I am. My guess is that my post is completely unreasonable, because a reasonable discussion with me is impossible.

Just like the offensive line!

"How does China giving campaign contributions to presidential candidates relate to China buying us?" You're play-acting, right?

But you said that it wasn't about Iran's nuclear program. In fact, you made a specific point of telling me that you never said it was about Iran's nuclear program, it was about "hurting" Iran. But now it's about Iran's nuclear program. Do I really have to participate in this debate with you? Sounds like you have both sides pretty well covered.

I'll really go out on a limb, and say he gets one carry on third and short... ...but I wouldn't put money on it. How !@#$ing sad is that?

Maybe a football game. But a Bills game...I don't know. I'd hate to be forced to watch one sober.

Doubt it. Somewhere in this asylumn there's got to be one lunatic who thinks he has a point. Irony dictates it's probably Wacka.