Crap Throwing Monkey

You forgot to mention the line.

Mortensen's an idiot. If Mortensen were to report that, it would make me suspect Mularkey never quit.

Trade for Favre? TRADE FOR FAVRE??? That's the stupidest idea I've seen here in...almost half an hour.

But can your sources beat up R. Rich's sources? BTW, nice avatar.

No. But his ham sandwich does if it's at the podium...

My sources can beat up your sources.

So Robertson, as a private person, spouts off, and you throw a hissy fit because the GOP doesn't silence him. But Nagin's an elected official in a position of public responsibility saying it...and your response is "But Robertson hides behind God"? Un!@#$ingbelievable.

Didn't he just quit?

Mostly because, in an continuing attempt to take human judgement out of the officiating, they keep adding complex and arcane rules that spell out in explicit detail what everything is...which means when situations not covered explicitly by the rule book pop up (e.g. Polamalu's interception), the officials aren't sure what specific arcane rule covers it. In other words...Fezmid's right.

The same time the audience does. Commercials.

I heard a rumor they're hiring a can of Iron City Beer. Another Pittsburgh reject not fit for the job...

But a turkey club was just spotted at Buffalo airport!

I fail to see where either one precludes the other, frankly.

Hurrican Katrina was a big story, too. Doesn't mean it was a good thing...

"Getting" bin Laden is counter-productive at this point. You either kill him and make him a martyr to inspire a thousand other gomers. Or you capture him and put him on trial...and make him a martyr to inspire a thousand other gomers. Or you keep him running from cave to cave in the Hindu Kush and NWFP, and he's marginalized. Or best yet, you capture him, kill him, leave his body to rot in a cave in the Hindu Kush, and the whole story never sees the light of day. Never happen...they'll shout it from the rooftops, of course. But the world is better off never hearing of it.

There is a podium they're looking at for the draft, I heard. A real high-motor type, and a fine young podium, supposedly...

It led the AFC in post-game press conferences for four straight years. 'Nuff said.

Because the podium refuses to even discuss being refurbished, as it's already got an offer from San Diego...

That Patriots podium is a true hero. It's amazing the way it came back from Bruschi's stroke. God bless it, it's a podium that changed the world...

I can already see where this is going: Ralph underpays coaches: "RW is too cheap to get a good coach." Ralph overpays coaches: "RW's such a bad owner, he has to pay a premium to get a good coach." Ralph admits he doesn't know the going rate for coaches: "RW's senile." He can't win, no matter what.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself. This situation has me so depressed now, I'm going to put in a tape of the 1990 AFC Championship Game podium...

Dickerson's one of my finest proteges...

Mark Clayton was just on ESPN. He said that the reports that the podium left because of local detractors in the media are BS. The real reason the podium left is because, with so many of the front office execs working out of town, the podium had no chance to succeed. He also said that Bledsoe carried this podium, and it's no coincidence the podium's leaving now that Drew's in Dallas.

That podium should be grateful for what it has. There's only 32 NFL head podiums in the entire world...

But this sort of thing doesn't happen to the Patriots. The Holy Bruschi In All His Glory forbids it.