Crap Throwing Monkey

And you go from this...to an FBI investigation? Don't you think that maybe, just maybe, the FBI has better things to do? Like maybe counter-terrorism or something?

Of course, basic geometry is cryptic for newbies...

Which is SO much better. "The budget's not being cut, it's just being increased at a slower rate, so the deficit grows at a slower rate." How about cutting the actual budget to reduce the federal debt? Nah...that would make sense...

DSP. Sorry.

Yes, they were bad calls. Yes, they materially affected the outcome of the game. No, they are not a federal crime that would require investigation by the FBI. Eventually, there just comes a time when you have to calm down and get on with your life. For you - and I'm just guessing here - I suspect that time was...oh, maybe yesterday.

Oooh, oooh, I know! If you work for a salamander, people will actually wish you happy birthday!

They drew them with turbans containing a lit bomb. That's why the world became such a less violent place after the light bulb was invented.

Same here. But I don't enjoy egregiously horrible officiating. It's not even a Pittsburgh/Seattle thing...it's the officials seemingly playing favorites with one team over another with obviously horrible calls. You put 30 of the other 31 teams in the position Seattle was in, getting jobbed drive after drive by BS calls, and I'll complain. You put Miami in that position, though, and I'll cheer.

You think THAT'S old...as far as I know, they're still "letting the lobster loose" every single friggin' morning.

But can they see through the earth, like a laser at the South Pole? Hell...why don't we just orbit a laser, then? Then it'll orbit THROUGH the earth! Just like a clown leaning to one side on a piece of wood!

Local pre- and post-game shows are the stations' property, but the NFL's got exclusive rights to internet game broadcasts. Although they occasionally don't black out the radio stations quickly enough...

Of course, they weren't very good sketches. He did them at night, and it was too dark to draw properly... Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week...

Slick Tom used to be a weekend DJ, who got moved to the weekday night slot within the past few years (five maybe...less than eight, at least). Carl Russo...has been there practically forever. At least since I've listened to them, which makes it a good 20 years or so. Not that you just dated yourself or anything, though... And frankly...I can't stand 97 Rock's DJs. But their playlist is SO much better than what's down here. It'd be nice to hear some Rush for once...

Oh, VERY cool. DC radio sucks.

But if you put a board across the South Pole, and a clown stands on it and leans to one side...does the board go through purgatory on its way to the the equator? Loved the part in the QDR about the plans for our polar anti-satellite laser base, too.

Growth rates have nothing to do with it. They only apply to Bush's cronies at Halliburton. Poor people are still poor. By definition, of course...

What are you doing introducing geometry into this argument? It has absolutely no place here.

Defense and Homeland Security. Didn't you read his post?

What? That made no sense. Not verbally. Not even geometrically. It violates virtually every rule of Cartesian geometry that the rest of us learned in 10th grade.

Let me try this again... DPS SATTELITES ARE IN GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT. That's DPS. Not SBIRS. DPS. The difference is, DPS satellites exists. SBIRS don't.

I read somewhere that they've grossed something like $1.5 billion since 1990 or something.

And Brokeback Mountain.

I'm still not clear on whether or not they intended to cause damage, or if they just thought it would be a real neat firework. Either way, they're stupid. I just can't figure out if they're maliciously stupid.

Uh...no. DPS satellites are in geosynchronous orbits. If they weren't, they wouldn't be able to provide consistent coverage, which means that it would be possible for potential enemies to launch without being seen, which defeats the purpose of having the satellites up there. Seriously...do you just make this stuff up? Actually, calling you scandalously ignorant on the topic which we're discussing isn't an insult, it's a factually-based observation...if only based on the objective evidence that you don't understand the very concept of "line of sight", otherwise known as "you can't look through a planet".

There's no discussing it with you. You have no clue. None. How do you think people get their meals in Antarctica? You think they have farms? No...it gets shipped in. On ships. On water. Via shipping lanes. That would need to be protected by a blue-water navy capable of operating thousands of miles from a friendly port. Which the Chinese don't have.