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  1. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Actually, I pulled it out of my email to the VP's office: "People I'd like you to shoot, please..."
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    Blonde bondage site.
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    There was a rumor, thought, that he was drunk when he mixed cotton with silk. I wish he'd been on CNN...they would have asked the tough questions and gotten to the bottom of that, unlike those sychophants at Fox.
  4. Crap Throwing Monkey
    "Breaking news: prisoners at Abu Ghraib forced to partake in fraternity pranks."
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    It's a question of context. When you've been working the counter at Arby's for the past three years...
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    Wow. That's worse than those pictures of Whittington.
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    It's intended to give the media something that will distract them from actually reading the body of the document, thus insuring we never get any informed reporting. Or is that just a bonus?
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    It's not a problem. If the platform extends out far enough to reach the equator, it'll be so far from the Poles that anything in a polar orbit can't reach it. Unless a clown tilts the platform, of course...
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    I'd watch it...
  10. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Reality TV. It's where a bunch of people get up in front of Paula Abdul and two other people who no one's ever really heard of before now and sing, and if they're not good enough Dick Cheney shoots 'em in the head...
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    Oh, like YOU have any knowledge about the subject. You should leave such important things to the consideration of people who know something about it: our elected representatives.
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    When we get done with this discussion, can we proceed to the effects of atmospheric attenuation on shooting straight out on a tangent vs. shooting straight up?
  13. Crap Throwing Monkey
    STOP THE INSANITY! I'm not doing this. If you don't understand the concept of parallel lines and the tangent of a circle, but insist you have some sort of greater insight into orbital mechanics than a friggin' physicist, it is in no way my problem.
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    I heard he also once mixed cotton with silk...
  15. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Oh, crap. When I bought my new car, I left the laser in the back of the old one.
  16. Crap Throwing Monkey
    But you have to boil the water!
  17. Crap Throwing Monkey
    But I'm telling you, that's not possible! If it takes less than an hour, you're not doing it right!
  18. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Just shooting my mouth off. Because unlike Cheney, I don't have a shotgun. (I promise, I'm almost finished. Only two or three more Cheney jokes before I'm thoroughly bored with it...)
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    Cheney shot him too? Why didn't the White House report this?
  20. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Consider yourself responded to with the "JSP' smiley.
  21. Crap Throwing Monkey
    But what about the plague-carrying turkey vultures???
  22. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Did you hear Whittington ate a piece of toast for breakfast today? What I want to know is...how come the White House didn't announce this? The media had to find out through the damn hospital! What's up with that?
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    Even conceptually, that's a psychologically jarring contrast...
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    I don't know, but he better not go hunting with Cheney.
  25. Crap Throwing Monkey
    Because it worked in New Orleans. So now it's no longer covert. Plus, the Japanese Yakuza has the weather machine now. The Yakuza doesn't get nearly enough credit for their evil-doings.
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