Crap Throwing Monkey

Is anyone else just !@#$ing blown away that TPS doesn't see the inherent contradiction here?

Chicken Cordon Bleu. That answer makes about as much sense as your question.

Why didn't they just eat the clowns? Did the Chinese get them first?

Simple. If you can see the equator from the pole, you can see the pole from the equator. Unless there's some new physical principle at work that says such ray paths are no longer gauge-invariant...which is a distinct possibility, given we're well into the minutae of the Newbieverse here...

"...by the brewers of Iron City beer." I think they forgot to add that part.

I still call it Rich Stadium. Always will, I guess.

Did you know you can see them from the equator?

But hardly suprising, considering the source. You know what Antarctic-based Chinese antisatellite lasers that can shoot through the earth and Santa Claus have in common? They both exist at high latitudes, and they're both figments of your !@#$ing imagination!

And most people wouldn't derive NEARLY as much satisfaction from that as you seem to.

Fine. Have it your way. Every account in this stupid-ass thread that disagrees with you is actually me.

So there's a cover-up because they didn't immediately inform the press...even though they did, as they were obliged to, inform the proper authorities. Who, incidentally, if the press had been doing their jobs, they could have gotten the story from earlier. I've got news for you: if you're trying to hide from any allegations of wrong-doing, you don't call the cops either.

One. I know this is hard for someone of your intellectual stature to understand, but I'm not the only one here that knows you're an idiot.

And I never said you were talking about geosyhcnronous orbits, Einstein.

That's not drool...

We do good work. Though actually, it was less about any inability to handle the issue than it was an unwillingness to further feed the shameless glee certain people have over such reports in the mistaken belief that "we" are somehow so much better than "they" are. Plus...the Sacramento Bee? I mean, at least it's not the New York Post or Washington Times, but come on...

It was a hunting accident! You make it sound like it was some grand malicious conspiracy...all because the administration has the same contentious relationship with the press now that they've always had.

Wow. That's almost right. Almost.

Cheney shot Lyndie England, too?

I meat Ruffalo once. My mother used to work at a plastic surgeon's office. I was picking her up from work one day, and Ruffalo was there for a consultation. He took one look at me and exclaimed "I want to look like that!" I never saw him after that...but they say the doctor did a pretty good job. Not perfect, but pretty close...

Not after you drank it...

That's fine, unless you tell Linda Tripp.

Really, though, I'm confused by this. These are pictures of something that happened three years ago, that people are already serving time for. So what, exactly, is the story here? "Hey, remember this? We have more pictures!" Or is it "Hey, Muslims...you thought you were pissed off over cartoons? Look at this! Now go torch the nearest American consulate!" Really...why the hell is this a story again?

But NOT KBR. That would be purposely misleading.

I thought it was "Arn City" beer. Though in college, we just called it "Iron sh-------". And drank it anyway.

The Sacramento Bee's Pulitzer-winning investigative reporting staff discovered that, if you tattle on your boss, you're probably not getting as big a Christmas bonus as you expect.