Crap Throwing Monkey

I'm pretty sure it's random no matter what. I'm also pretty sure that some testing is more random than others. Thus, the humor in my post. It's called irony...

You forgot the end of that quote... "...The testing's random, they probably won't check me."

Well...they CAN carry corrosive nerve gas...but only short distances before the wings fall off. The gas IS corrosive, after all. I'd be more worried about China's Antarctic clown-based antisattelite laser program. (On a serious note, the Russians named the SU-25 the "Shturmovik", which in one word says FAR more about its capabilities and usage than I'd ever bother posting in this !@#$ing nursery school...)

Three MORE. Iran's been buying them for years, and has a couple squadrons active already. They're also no longer in production. In other words, the Iranians are buying used, second-hand, old aircraft that they already have plenty of...so who cares? And no, before anyone asks, they're not nuclear strike aircraft, and have nothing to do with Iran's nuclear ambitions.

I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HIM AT ALL. HE'S A VICTIM OF HIS OWN STUPIDITY.

All true... And believe it or not, that could STILL be better than the hypothetical alternative.

Which, in a nutshell, was Clinton's Afghanistan policy.

I'm sure TracyLee can...

Jack Bauer tortured Pete for so long, he forgot who Jack Bauer was...

But we gave them the technology to create fire! Really...implicit in the "it's all our fault they're killing each other" complaint is a certain sort of racist attitude that they wouldn't be doing so if we hadn't dragged them kicking and screaming into the modern era.

That statement alone makes me question NASA management's sanity. There's a lot of work that goes into keeping it even near flight ready...just to use it as a hangar queen? Again...I support the exploration of space. I support the manned exploration of space. What NASA's doing isn't either, and I don't support it.

Don't know why...everything's downhill after "Are you missing a chromosome..."

This board, via long-established principle and precedent, requires people to do their own homework. And don't B word that you got the silent treatment, it could have been worse...

It's only momentary. And Newbie and his clown-based theories on orbital mechanics have replaced meazza's "Does sound travel faster than light in space" idiocy as the new #1 on my sh-- list. But fear not...meazza's still a moron.

You only need one anyway: "Knock it the hell off."

Fits the sig perfectly though.

Though I confess, although I can see this relates to Cheney, I don't really see the point...

That's the best thing you ever posted. And of course, it's not even yours.

You think every other screen name in this thread is me. I don't think anyone's having much trouble telling who the idiot is.

THEN HERE! Just because I !@#$in' hate you, you caps-lock using mouth-breather.

Well...not every time. I'm sure if you post some "Dear Penthouse..." style letter about that night your best friend taught you how to kiss and you "just got carried away", that'll pretty much be taken at face value by this crowd...

Me too. In fact, I think IowaBills believing you're a dickhead is an actual predictor of being right.

Somehow, I can't picture AD dropping out of a presidential race because of claims the CIA interrupted his child's wedding, though...

Which, here, makes you a neo-con to the liberals, a liberal to the neo-cons, and a general dickhead to IowaBills.