Crap Throwing Monkey

Oh, sure...don't you know it's YOUR fault Mickey ruins it...

Waaaah, legislating from the bench! Waaaah, the Constitution's not static for all eternity! Waaaah!

A century equals 4.5 billion years to a Marine... Well, to certain Marines, at least...

I don't think anyone condones needless personal attacks. I think it may be a matter of debate whether some of the personal attacks are needless or not, however. And then, of course, there's the matter of completely gratuitous personal attacks that don't even masquerade as a form of discussion, you stupid friggin' squid...

You want confusing? It doesn't just fold in and out. The head can be locked down at angles.

But at least Marines maintain a one-to-one relation between diggers and holes. In the civilian world, you need three other union guys to stand around and watch...

Yeah. Civilians don't know jack sh-- about shovels. Only Marines.

Anyone else have this image of VABills in Home Depot, looking at the shovels, shouting "They're still entrenching tools to me, dammit!"

The cheese. The wife makes more than I do, and is heavily insured... ...wait, why am I looking for a substitute?

Don't real people just call them "shovels"?

And at least he's never been accused of doing anything wrong on the board here. It's always Darin and I...

Well...you know. Marines.

Did you even have concussion grenades in the shire?

Question our stance on what? Make a reasonable counter-argument to what? "Hey, look...William F. Buckley said something!"?

Well...you know. Marines.

Mozarella, parmegian, smoked gouda, and ricotta are required. The fifth is supposed to be gorgonzola...but the wife's allergic to blue cheeses, and I'm still looking for the perfect substitute. And no, I don't lay the proscuitto out in thin layers. I'm no pro...but I'm not stupid, either. I'm not worried. After all, you can't even make retatta properly...

I'm just waiting for Lana to post in this thread...

Five-cheese and proscuitto. Made it last weekend. The cats loved it.

That which is important to me. Which, at the local level, isn't a hell of a lot. I suppose if I owned a home and paid property taxes I might feel differently...

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

Vega's had a slew of albums and a couple (literally, maybe 2) top-40 hits. I don't know that she qualifies as a one-hit wonder, as she's had a relatively successful career. But...Luka was her only true mainstream hit, so maybe she does.

I'm still not clear on what they're testing for...is it against the rules in the WWE to use them, or not use them?

Correct. Japan pretty wholeheartedly abandoned militarism post WWII...the idea that they'd suddenly up and attack NK isn't going to be bought by too many people. However...it's likely to be believed by the people the DPRK wants and needs to believe it, which I think is the more important point. The North Koreans don't feel particularly compelled to make sense to us, just to themselves.

She looked okay in the video...from the neck down...stuffed into a low-cut outfit two sizes (at least) too small for her.

Help JP develop into what, exactly?