Crap Throwing Monkey

I'd never seen those before. Holy sh--. They look like leftover costumes from "Logan's Run".

To be fair, some kids have a condition that could legitimately be considered a mental disorder that's called ADD. But also to be fair...the current vogue is to treat everything with a pill. I'm certain ADD is real, and badly overdiagnosed, not unlike autism is these days.

I saw VABills on the golf course once. I believe he was being persecuted by Bill Murray...

<WTOP>Queen Hillary would have enough tax dollars to visit New Orleans if we weren't wasting so much money on Iraq. Here to prove our point is a disillusioned, bitter, former Clinton staffer with an axe to grind working for a supposedly independent and unbiased Beltway Bandit...</WTOP> I don't consider them QUITE the uber-liberal whiners you do...but their constant interviewing of "experts" without disclosing they're also partisan ex-staffers with axes to grind pisses me off. At least they've gotten away from the 6:50 am daily "Bush Sucks!" interviews they were doing during the election.

Who is this retard? Bemoans the incredible lack of talent Stewart demonstrated by providing no humor whatsoever, by writing an article displaying his incredible lack of talent by providing no humor whatsoever, despite trying with gems like: "The movie “Munich” was represented in one category, musical score, by a clip in which suspense built over a bomb that didn’t go off. The Oscar show on ABC, televised live from Los Angeles, was a bomb that did." I thought Stewart sucked, too. But Shales sounds like the LAST guy who should be complaining.

After all the time he spent watching his dog, taterhill is...

Whereas the rest of us, coincidentally, consider you a nutball but not necessarily religious.

I didn't hear the story, but caught the tag for it in the car. Let me guess...WTOP blamed Bush for Congress not touring New Orleans?

Symptoms include: Sounds like hyperactivity to me. Sounds like I have it, too. Oh, and symptoms can be exacerbated by: Imagine that. Stimulants can make you hyper. What a !@#$ing surprise. I sense a Nobel Prize for Medicine in someone's future. I also like where I just read: "calcium-channel blockers (used to treat high blood pressure and heart conditions)". If you choose to quit your blood-pressure meds because you feel like you have to move your legs, you deserve to stroke out.

FLIGHtSUIT! NOSE PICK! GOAT STORY!

Nah, we all pretty much knew. Hell, everyone who received his "bipolar loser" PM kind of figured it out.

I do "have" Restless Leg Syndrome. And I still think it's bull sh--. First time I ever knew there was a drug to treat my condition before I knew I had a condition...

So does a baseball bat. You know what this country needs? A drug that could curb the craving to create more stupid and useless drugs targeting made-up illnesses. Shopping? It still doesn't reach the utter inanity of "Restless Leg Syndrome", but still...

I believe the answer to that question is: "!@#$ you, stupid American! We are French..."

I used to think so. Then I found out I agree with you. Now I think it sucked. (You're right, it was a fine film. Great concept, excellently executed with far more depth than a couple of cowboys knocking boots.)

Keira Knightley gave an absolutely stunning performance in Pride and Prejudice (she stole a scene from Dame Judi Densch, which is damned difficult too do), as well as being drop-dead gorgeous. I'm actually somewhat surprised that Weisz won over Knightley...but only somewhat, as Knightley's young, and will get plenty more chances.

I'll answer this one for you, Tenny. FLIGHTSUIT! HALLIBURTON! NOSE PICK! GOAT STORY! THE BIPOLAR LOSER'S PICKING ON ME!

I'll answer this one for you, Tenny. FLIGHTSUIT! HALLIBURTON! NOSE PICK! GOAT STORY!

Drink sugar-water, gain weight. Who'd have thought? I know it never occurred to me, and won't until the Surgeon General tells me to worry about it.

I love you, man. Eighteen months ago, you said just this same thing about the Saudis (yes, you did. I looked it up.) And all of a sudden, now the UAE's the boogey man. Admit it...you just like jumping on whatever the cause du jour is. You never even heard of the UAE before the ports issue.

You know, sightings would probably be a lot more frequent if you tried Bob Dole's little blue friend...

Explains why it's seen so very infrequently...

Who here aside from VABills honestly believes that a zygote and a child are the same thing?

I've got to start responding to threads, just for that result. "KC is awarded SB XLIX by Crap Throwing Monkey"...

That famous picture has been proven a hoax by now (I believe because the photographer came forward and said "Yeah, it's a !@#$ing hoax you haggis-eating idiots.") And I'm sorry...there is NO WAY an elephant is going to survive in Loch Ness and the surrounding area without being noticed. There is, however, a record of a sea monster in some harbor in Southeast Asia...which turned out to be elephants occasionally swimming the straits into the harbor with only their trunks sticking out of the water. So it's not impossible...if you buy the ridiculous idea that an elephant was loose in northern Scotland and no one noticed.