Crap Throwing Monkey

No. Drug habit maybe. But it's not a problem.

I know, it seems like an odd occurrence...but come on, it's not all THAT surprising. We're talking about the Leafs...

That's the best you've got? Wow. The Leafs really must suck, then...

Where were you two years ago when the administration stated that it didn't consider nuclear penetrators "nuclear weapons" if they were of sub-kiloton yield? I find that more worrisome the New Yorker's reporting that unnamed officials state that, if something that doesn't happen happens, something else that hasn't happened might also happen. Basically, you're wetting your pants over nothing the administration did, but something the New Yorker's done.

Every time I think this board can't get more ironic...

I love the quote I heard from McClellan this evening, too. It was something along the lines of "The President didn't authorize a leak, he authorized the release of information for the public good." Are these people really so stupid that they think they can sell that line of sh--?

Has anyone mentioned yet in this thread that someone threw a cup at Ron Artest?

Marketing, man. Marketing.

I've talked to a few guys who've returned...they say differing things, which leads me to believe that Iraq is...well...diverse. And complex. And maybe can't be summed up in a 30-second sound byte, be it broadcast by the Fox Propaganda Network or the CNN Counter-Propaganda network.

Bill got lost in a flower garden???? Why, couldn't he see over them?

There's Saudi ownership everywhere. The Saudis probably own 5% of my car. And that's bad. I guess. Now my car's a threat to national security or something.

Just imagine the unholy shitstorm if a political figure did that here...

I have no plans to. My schedule's full-up trying to clean the tupperware containers off my desk...

Of course I'm right. My Lacanian Real is more Kantian than your hermeneutical deconstruction, you prole...

I thought you were Tom?

I brown-bag it, when I don't hunt and kill my own lunch. I also fart, scratch myself, and tell dirty jokes. Now you'd better run to Bed, Bath & Beyond...I hear they're having a sale today, maybe you can find those extra-plush bath towels to match your floral print shower curtain, you friggin' pansy-ass girly man.

No, I don't. That may have something to do with the fact that I'm not a chick. I mean, really..."How many tupperware containers do you have?" What are we, !@#$ing girlfriends? Where's your balls, man?

I made no claim to originality, just suitability for the moment.

We do better work.

Sez Mr. Gross.

Lob it over the wall, dumbass...

Duh. Take a dump in the toilet that has trouble with paper...but throw the paper in the toilet that's coming out of the wall. Problem solved.

Authorized "leaks" are a recognized tool for making information public without making an official statement. Much - probably most - news that comes out of Washington comes through back channels rather than official press statements, and it's relatively normal procedure to say "Yeah...leak this..." to get information into said back channels rather than to announce it directly. The problem is two-fold with that method: 1) it's basically uncontrolled, and you end up with people leaking stuff all over the place whether they're "authorized" to or not, and 2) sometimes the idiot you choose to leak information leaks the wrong info and blows the cover of a CIA employee...

I'm going to do you a big favor and not participate. Save you some money.

I don't think so. But then again, I'm not facing the Lacanian real...