Crap Throwing Monkey

Uncle Fran?

If you insist, miss.

Dude, if you really think you're helping someone on a message board get a job...well, you're just about as big an idiot I've always thought you were, then.

And you wouldn't, because you'd be too damned worried about the Chinese taking over Antarctica.

Yeah, but they gave the Bucs a lease with an option to buy...

That one, for example...

"But air superiority is important!" It's like listening to Dan "It's not over...until it's over" Dierdorf, talking to you...

But instead, he decided to be malicious and make us sit though our daily "SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME MCGAHEE'S FORTY TIME!!!" thread...?

Just because a statement is true, doesn't mean it doesn't fall under the category of "Whoop-de-!@#$ing-do, Who Gives a sh--."

Yeah, it's at...uh...at...ummmm...have you seen dib's avatar? I'm sorry, what was the question?

Normally, I simply say "Because I can walk on water and divide by zero, and I'm humble." WORST question I've ever been asked, by far, was "What are your mission critical skill sets?" I answered: "I leverage my core competencies to create new paradigms." And got the job on the strength of that answer. I thought I was being sarcastic...

It's rumored he retired because he was upset that Tedy Bruschi took over the title "Our Lord and Savior".

Yeah. Right.

You're trying to find currency exchange rates?

Doesn't bother me. Sabres are pretty good at penalty killing AND scoring shorthanded.

And just so we're clear: it's not what you were saying, it's that YOU were saying it that worried so many of us...

Attention Buffalo Sabres Fans, Please be advised that, in the upcoming Eastern Conference Championship series against the Carolina Hurricanes, though it is likely that the Sabres will win this series, we will be doing everything in our power to aid the Carolina Hurricanes in their quest for the cup. Sincerely, Harry Radomski Executive Director National Hockey League Officials Association

You're one of the people that came up with the MUT and woofing theory, you idiot.

Actually, that's what worried most of us...

And while you're at it, PLEASE, SOMEONE TELL ME MCGAHEE'S 40 TIME!!!!!

Next question is the obvious: is it preferable to play Carolina or New Jersey? I'm not looking forward to either, frankly...

I haven't been able to find out yet...precisely when were those 100 seconds everyone's talking about? Edit: never mind, I found it. Second period of game 2 - the only game I missed, which explains why I don't remember it.

Good call, Joe.

You mean...he's big for hockey? How big?

.949 save percentage, 1.7 GAA (roughly, considering two brief overtimes). Yeah, that's pretty good. That and a quarter over a full season will get you a cup of coffee...and a Vezina.