OK, it is the first day of the offseason season. So, of course, I want to watch the network dedicated to the only sport I give a damn about. But I cannot, because there is no way I am going to watch a show about the stinkin' fish, which is what is on now. Yeah, they didn't lose a friggin' game that one season, but I don't care and I don't want to hear about it any more.
Plus, the scroll at the bottom of the screen isn't telling me that Dockery is a Bill, which is what I want to read.
Damn, I am mad.