ICE was talking to Alaska Darrin last week. ICE said, "Hey AD, you have a lot of luck picking up chicks. What's your secret?
AD told him, "the secret is to put a potato down your pants. It makes the chicks think you have a big package."
The next day, AD saw ICE. ICE was depressed because he tried what AD suggested and told him it didn't work.
AD told ICE, "you are supposed to put the potato in the front!"