I have a serious question.
Is it legal to send my poop through the US Postal Service?
I mean, if I print out the article from ESPN that talks about Mort, Woodson and Kipers comments. And then I take a dump on top of the paper the article is printed on, and then place it in a box and mail it to ESPN to the attention of these ass clowns.
Can I get in trouble for that? Is it legal? Or would I end up locked in a cage in Guantanamo?
If I won't get into trouble,...I think I might hold it for two days and "drop a coil" to let the good people at ESPN know what I think of their recent rant on the Bills.