Oh doc, so much silliness to unpack here.
1st, I went to the same school as you, but I wasn't ignorant enough to get brainwashed by the polisci apparatchiks. I was busy taking econ classes from Fitzy and Horowitz, or history courses from Culpepper (who often showed up drunk).
2nd, yes, by what I read here your MD would tell you to ease up on the sauce.
3rd, we've been over this several tests before, Tenhigh used to be a good well bourbon when I created this screen name decades ago. Now, it's a blended whiskey, and I agree that its no longer very good. Weird thing to focus on, but you do you.
Lastly, you should find a hobby that you are good at. The only thing you are "owning" is a short attention span and hackneyed talking points. Retirement is too short, enjoy it while you can!