Imstead of Strangers on a Train, you two should just spouse swap, but for each other. Sure the sex will be horribly painful, but, well...
PIZZA AND SPAGHETTI
For real though, I cut all of that crap out of my diet (whole30), and am down 40 lbs. Feel a lot better, but boy do I miss beer and pizza on Friday night!
For the superbowl, I am going to smoke up a bunch of collosal shrimp, maybe a pork butt and make pulled pork and vinegar slaw...