Tenhigh

"Upon being rebuffed by the patent office, a Brady representative confirmed he was requesting to trademark Tom Turdeater".

Not sure where it's from, but that it seems that making your way in he world today takes everything you've got!

I keep peering into the crack but I cant see him yet. Well, back to it, talk to you guys in August...

What are you guys talking about? Where is Jordan Poyer?

His ass ate that seat.

Me too. Hopefully it becomes a valuable family heirloom....

Thats what she said? Sorry, Channeling mmy inner Michael Scott. He can come see it in the frame in my office.

Just got my son a signed Allen jersey for his 13th birthday!!!

As soon as you try biking 30 miles at 315lbs.....

TT ran a very SLOW no huddle himself....

Assuming by "bus" you mean "train". Even with all that access its still a fiasco to drive. The secret is to meet up with Ron/Kenny's tailgate and take the train home. All of the pleasures of a Bills tailgate with none of the pain of sitting in traffic. Id also add that Jets fans are terrible hosts. If you are going to one game, see the Giants.

Scottlaw at parties?

Named Buffalo Bill, AND talking about caterpillars and butterflies?!?!?!?!?! I KNEW IT!!!

You kidding? Our team was so good even our QB was getting 100 yard rushing games ?

I loved part 2 of that movie when I was a kid..

High motor? Lunch pail? How are we supposed to know you are talking about white players?

How many here are wishing him luck just to hedge in case he reads these boards and decides to track you down?

Johnny - Sports Clips is the dimwitted younger brother of Supercuts, you need to do better....That wife is not the boss of you, you are a MAN, dammit! Its time you man up and march into that Cut n' Tug and order the full menu. I am talking cut, shave, reacharound, waxed eyebrows, even a Tennesssee Muzzleloader (if you are into that). And when you get home, tell that wife of yours how it is..... Then you are welcome to crash at my house until you are back on your feet. But don't tell my wife you went to that place, she'd never let you in the house.

Took my kid to Super Cuts once. I am 99.99% sure the woman who cut it was stoned. Hairxut turned out bad so I bought a kit and learned myself. I have been cutting my boys' hair for years...

I was going to ask why you are ignoring the addition of John Brown as a deep threat until I took a closer look at your screen name.

I am with you. But you left out the part about pushing the wife and children to the ground to slow its advance....

I was sure this was going to be about how his parents paid PSU on the "Lori Loughlin Plan". It would explain a lot...

That's just what he wants you to do... Then WHAMMO!!!

Right decision, sir. Could've been a virtual Poltergeist/Amityville situation you almost had there.