I'm not sure if that 1st part was a joke or not, but if it is, don't quit your d..., eell, find yourself a day job.
But if you can find an sane, honest, decent pols on the national level (like Susan Collins), I'll lend support...
Lets play rhis straight, in addition to the above many on the right will be calling anyone not a Republican insults like libtard, snowflake, Tibsy, etc...