stevewin

What will we do without Colt's 14 minutes / season contribution to the team

Obviously would rather retire than play for Marrone

Throw in the train horn operator and it becomes the best trade in NFL history

fixed

The deal will become void after the Browns lose the paperwork behind the fax machine

Ha - was it rain and bitter bitter cold this game? If it is the one I am thinking my brother still talks about how miserable I (and the game) was. I was just shivering the whole time - soaking wet and chilled to the bone. I don't think I've ever felt so miserable and cold for such a long period of time. The 6-3 game still burns in my mind as worse - but that may be because I selectively tried to remove this game from my memory.

This game in a landslide. I also had the misfortune of attending this game. Our seats sucked at the top corner of the upper deck, it was freezing cold, both me and my then 11 yr old son had the flu, and the game was unwatchable. I must have thought to myself "I just want this to be over" at least 100 times that day. It seriously was torture. And you forgot Roscoe's muffed punt to put a cherry on it. The highlight of the game (which my son and I still talk about to this day) was when a drunk for some reason came sprinting down the aisle behind us, and precisely when he hit our row he tripped - and went full vertical and literally flew drunk-superman-like down 20 rows of stairs as if suspended in the air by the hand of God. It was one of the most amazing physical incidents involving a human I have ever witnessed. It still didn't make up for the crappy game though.

To expand the clientele Russ brainstormed the idea to import the finest beaver pelts from Canada

Should just put 'He Heal Me' on the nameplate

That was honestly one of the most bizarre series of statements I've seen from an active player - campaigning to be picked up by another team (division rival nonetheless). Obvious that he and his agent don't feel like he'll be back in Buffalo, and he's trying to campaign where he wants to go - but so odd to do it so overtly

My first thought was that this would mitigate the Pats** bread and butter play. No doubt though with rule change they would just then get two or three in a drive instead of the single ones today which put them in scoring position.

Perhaps the Jills will come back when Billy Buffalo goes away

Update - looks like Beane was there to receive Distinguished Alumnus of the Year. Pretty cool https://uncw.edu/profiles/wright_amyandben_beane_brandon_beatty_rachael.html

Did anyone go to his SB party?

Didn't ask if that thing was on tho

Instead of breaking chairs over people's heads he'll use his forearm armor

For some reason when the SB ended this year one random thought that popped into my head was Thank God Papa John isn't running out on the field

Just let me know when they fire the train horn operator..

Noticed playing the OP video there is also an entire Mic'd up video of the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpv3jqmYRjk

I haven't seen that angle of the last play before. Makes you wonder WTF #21 was thinking - batting the ball up in the air not once, but twice. WTH - Cripes

Separated at birth. Not related but my favorite Burr bit is his plan to cull the human population by sinking cruise ships. That, and his riff on people who say stay-at-home-Mom is "the hardest job in the world"

Don't we all? Ah - but do you have a shirt like this:

Ha - when he led with I was at the library I had to mentally pause and process if that was the most amazing part of the story