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ajzepp

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  1. He sure doesn't...I was shocked when I found out how old he was, just like when I realized Dustin Hoffman was in his 70s.
  2. Phew! I thought Shatner was the one who left us.... RIP, Ricardo!
  3. Have at it, errr, HER, Steely Dan!
  4. First time I saw her, I thought that chick was his mom
  5. That was going to be Chapter 2: Jesus Legs
  6. So you've never seen these three guys give the credit to Jesus?? Wow, actually, going back through some of your posts over just the last month I can see where you're an expert on "offensive." I'll use some of your quotes for perspective on what I wrote: - "It was a joke. Pull the stick out of your ass." -RkFast - "Youre probably the ONE moron who would go to a Don Rickles show be "offended" and storm off." -RkFast - "Take the stick out of your ass, you self-righteous nitwit." - RkFast Maybe take your own advice and lighten up...oh, and take that stick out of your ass!
  7. The aspect of Kurt Warner's game that nobody seems to recognize is his Jesus balls. Very few QBs in the NFL's history have ever been able to harness this powerful force. Essentially, when the QB has the backing of the Lord, Jesus is able to actually navigate the QBs passes into the arms of the receiver. Only three QBs have had this ability since 1992 - Frank Reich, Jim Harbaugh, and Kurt Warner. If you look back at the performances of these three QBs, the evidence is quite clear. Frank Reich invoked the power of the Jesus balls to lead his team, the Buffalo Bills, to the greatest comeback in the history of the NFL in January of 1993. Reich first honed his skills in 1984, leading his Maryland Terrapins over the heavily favored Miami Hurricanes. Jim Harbaugh called upon the Jesus balls in January of 1996 in attempting to defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers on the last play of regulation. Jesus expertly guided Harbaugh's "Hail Mary" pass through the heathen Steelers defenders and into the arms of Aaron Bailey. Unfortunately, Bailey was a heathen too, and he was unable to handle the pass, even though Jesus dropped the ball right into his lap. Kurt Warner is the third member of this unique and repentant group. Though he has thrown a few minor Jesus balls to date, his need to invoke the Little Richard "shut-yo-mouth!" power on his wife drained much of his energy earlier this decade. Fully recovered, Warner is now once again ready to rely on Jesus to back his balls in an attempt to win glory for them both.
  8. Sounds like she's outsourcing for the testacles, Dean-O!
  9. There's always two sides to every story. That being said, what an ungrateful B word!
  10. This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read on here.
  11. Happy Bday, my friend!
  12. Clint seems to get more talented with age. He's always been a great actor, but now he acts, directs, writes, and even composes! He's getting long in the tooth, but I hope to see a lot more from the guy before he hangs it up.
  13. All of a sudden I'm dying to see Anchorman again!
  14. I love me some BOOTY SWEAT!
  15. You just love my doggie style
  16. Looks like it was just a holiday price I just checked and it's back up to $54 for BD and $42 for DVD. I'd still pay that in a heartbeat, of course...it's an excellent series, as you know.
  17. I tend to agree with you about the second two...I'll watch (and probably laugh) at anything Will Ferrell does, though. I know his humor is polarizing, however. What do you think about Steve Carell?
  18. Actually I was referring to his top 40 radio show....I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure he's the guy who does it now. You won't catch me hacking on AI, I love that show LMAO
  19. Yeah, I can see how that would definitely be more of a challenge.
  20. It's an analogy I've lived, lol. Several years ago, anyone who saw my CD collection would find a bunch of mainstream artists that everyone and their mother knew about. Fast forward to today and I've got all sorts of stuff that you'll never hear on the Ryan Seacrest show. I've grown to love music in a way I never have before, too, cause I don't feel as if a playlist is being dictated to me anymore. It was my own fault, but when you only focus on pop music, you're much less likely to find great stuff that really appeals to who you are and what you like. The same holds true of movies. I give Netflix a ton of credit because they not only carry just about every title on earth, they also do a great job of making the site interactive where they can help expose you to the broadest range of film possible. It's terrific software, and it's one of the most valuable tools I have to keep my viewing list full of really interesting stuff. I also give a LOT of credit to the many TBD'ers who participate in music threads. I don't know of any other forum where its members have such amazing and diverse taste in music. A few guys, SDS, Madcap, and Fez, took the time to actually send me stuff in the mail to help me in my cause. There are a few really great music threads from years past on here with a ton of great ideas for expanding your horizons. I've really benefitted from those!
  21. Got that right, Dean-O.
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