What if I told you my values were to do whatever I want?
What if I told you I'm all for non-virgins wearing white dresses on their wedding day?
What if I told you being gay is "okay" and "there's nothing wrong with it"?
What if I told you my religion forbids the consumption of alcohol and I did it anyways? (I'm not referring to Muslims here)
What if I told you my religion also forbids me to eat pork, but since it's the other white meat then what the hell? (I'm not referring to Muslims here, either)
What if I told you abortion is okay. It's the woman's choice, after all, right?
What if I told you I'm all for giving out an award to every loser kid so his feelings won't be hurt?
What if I told you I praised Jesus even though he didn't ask to be worshiped?
What if I told you I believe Jesus is God even though he never unequivocally said he was?
What if I told you I believe the US military fights for our "freedom"?
I'd be pretty cool then, huh?
There it is. All the cards are on the table. Have at it.