Draconator

First date. My now wife and I let one rip. She was like "manners" when I let it go. When she let hers go, I said the exact same thing. She responded with "ladies don't fart, we toot". Something she still says to this day. I tell her she farts and can clear a room, she rationalizes "I don't know what your talking about. I had a slightly foul passing of gas", to which I say, "THATS A FART", to which she says "I don't understand your words". That has been going on for the almost 13 years we have been together. When her kids were in Elementary School, the bad F word wasn't F U * K, it was F A R T.

And no offensive line to protect him

Well that was a quick turn of events

I just did this, then proceeded to throw all my alcohol away. Damn you.

Had to be. Did you see how quickly the camera cut away from Rodgers when he stuck the tube up his nose?

Aaron with the smelling salts

Do the Steelers have any other wide receivers besides Metcalf? 3 TEs all lined up in WR positions?

or maybe not

Chase clearly caught that in bounds. Review is dumb.

Burrow kinda looks strung out here.

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LIES CHATGPT!!! LIES!!!!! I was unable to reliably find all possible instances, but in my more exhaustive search I located at least 10 – 11 references by Draconator to alcohol or drinking (or close variants) on the Two Bills Drive forum. Here are the ones I found (including earlier ones I cited): #Thread / ContextAlcohol / Drinking Reference 1Fox News – Josh Allen’s spiritual awakening“I wasn’t drinking.” Two Bills Drive 2Us Bills fans drink a lot“Bills fans drink …” Two Bills Drive 3What is Your Tailgate Drink“I drink whatever I have … it’s rum / Gin, vodka or beer.” Two Bills Drive 4What is Your Tailgate Drink“Apart from alcohol, I’m listening to …” Two Bills Drive 5Preseason Week 2 — Bills at Bears“Just another excuse to drink heavily.” Two Bills Drive 6Highmark Stadium watch party vs Houston“Did someone say alcohol? I’m so there, bro!” Two Bills Drive 7Robert Kraft to sell a minority stake of the Patriots“Maybe I'm too sober …” Two Bills Drive 8Labatt Beer to Issue “Goodbye Ralph” Beer“same” (in response about trying the beer) Two Bills Drive 9Goodbye BarBill, Hello Bar at Main and HamlinReferences “Bar” / “BarBill” (i.e. bar / drinking place) in context of a bar opening / location Two Bills Drive 10One day and night in BuffaloTalks about a distillery, “you can have your drinks / food …” Two Bills Drive 11My wife’s new drinking buddiesTitle includes “drinking buddies” (though his post itself doesn’t explicitly mention drinking) Two Bills Drive

O.J.

When Rush announced their 2026 tour, my wife came right out and said, "There are only two musical acts that we will pay whatever it takes to see. Taylor Swift and Rush". So we will be seeing Rush in Toronto. My wife came oh so close to paying $700 for a single ticket to see Taylor in Toronto last November. It was finding a hotel that prevented her from seeing her. But when Taylor tours again and she's close to Buffalo, we will be there. I'm not the biggest Taylor fan, but my wife now understands my Rush obsession because she's the same with Taylor. In fact, when my wife and I started dating, she listed to every Rush album, from the first album, and every song in order, just to understand it better. When I'm in my car, I have the SiriusXM Taylor Swift channel on just so I can get a better understanding on what makes my wife even happier.

I may go to ChatGPT to see how many alcohol references I've made on TBD.

Here's your answer, sunshine...

Wow. You are truly unhinged. Go back to Finhaven and have your meltdown there.

One question. Who drafted Josh Allen?

Game over

Memo to Joe Brady. Don't take the ball out of Josh Allen's hands

Go team

Whatever Dolphins fan

I'm as big as a homer as there is. But I'll admit it. Our defense sucks

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