Draconator

Bengals Haiku. IT'S EVERYWHERE!

I missed the "td" part on my first read.

Top 20: 1Emmitt Smith+18,3551990-20042TM 2Walter Payton+16,7261975-1987chi 3Frank Gore16,0002005-20205TM 4Barry Sanders+15,2691989-1998det 5Adrian Peterson14,9182007-20217TM 6Curtis Martin+14,1011995-20052TM 7LaDainian Tomlinson+13,6842001-20112TM 8Jerome Bettis+13,6621993-20052TM 9Eric Dickerson+13,2591983-19934TM 10Tony Dorsett+12,7391977-19882TM 11Jim Brown+12,3121957-1965cle 12Marshall Faulk+12,2791994-20052TM 13Edgerrin James+12,2461999-20093TM 14Marcus Allen+12,2431982-19972TM 15Franco Harris+12,1201972-19842TM 16Thurman Thomas+12,0741988-20002TM 17Fred Taylor11,6951998-20102TM 18Derrick Henry11,6152016-20252TM 19Steven Jackson11,4382004-20153TM 20John Riggins+11,35219 215 Josh Allen 4,2312018-2025buf https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/rush_yds_career.htm

Thankfully for me, all I've had to do is Cologuard. Poop in a bucket, send it off to the lab, get the results in a couple of weeks.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/09/16/robert-redford-dead-at-89/

Yay. A play was finally made.

This is more of a home game in Vegas than it is in LA.

Why is Herbert going with the silent count? Isn't this a home game for the Chargers?

That was not the best decision by Herbert

Classic Raiders football. Pick on the first play.

Happy that Tampa won, but there goes my $145 on a $10 bet. (Tampa +2.5 and Mike Evans TD)

Buffalo damn good Miami is poor mans Jets Jimmy Spags still cries

When I moved here from California, I was 225 lbs. Currently holding steady at 270.

Are you even a Bills fan?

Drank Vodka and Tonic, change from week 1. Wore my Allen jersey and my Josh potato hat like last week.

"Is Tyreeks new girlfriend named "Buffalo"?"

"Right now the Buffalo Sabres would beat us."

"Theres some logic in this. We've made Daneil Jones and Drake Maye look like Peyton Manning and Tom Brady. Maybe we can make Josh Allen look like JP Losman??"

F*** John Fisher. Owner of the A's. He blocked Davis' bid to build a football only stadium on the grounds of the Oakland Coliseum saying it was A's property, then turns around and rips the A's out of Oakland. Yes. I will be forever bitter about this.

With the current size of Josh's nose, put a long wig on him and you can call him Geddy

Fire McDermott 1st

I'm getting ready to start drinking, but not for watching the Bills. Need to get all liquored up to read the game day thread

Was just coming over here to post this

Candy Corn Hard Cider?!?!