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  1. kegtapr
    Never, unless he's dead or has done one of your ex's.
  2. kegtapr
    Depends on what week it was.
  3. kegtapr
    Buy him some roids.
  4. kegtapr
    What, you mean the world isn't flat and the sun doesn't revolve around us? Heresy!
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    Where did you bury the neighbor?
  6. kegtapr
    When they told me the max I could borrow I laughed out loud. I like Ramen noodles, but not 7 days a week.
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    Had to go that route during a bacholer party up in Niagara Falls. Sitting in the limo waiting to cross the boarder, the line took just a little too long. Filled up a big plastic cup and dumped it out the window. Canadian border patrol guy then stood in it while checking our ID's. Try being piss drunk and trying not to laugh at that.
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    I prefer a bush on the side of the road.
  9. kegtapr
    Digital cameras don't. Digital SLR's do. The mechanics of a digital SLR camera are still basically the same as traditional film SLR, except that instead of exposing film, the data is processed by a CMOS sensor.
  10. kegtapr
    If you eat enough burritos.
  11. kegtapr
    And of course...the first thing I see when I go there is a Roomba. I'm starting to think they're the same company.
  12. kegtapr
    For all we know he's using "drilling a hole" as a cover and was trying to off her. This could be the perfect crime.
  13. kegtapr
    Smartyjoneswinsthetriplecrown.com anyone?
  14. kegtapr
    It depends on what the meaning of "sniper fire" is.
  15. kegtapr
    The grandmother isn't, just extremly conservative. I'll freely admit my mother in law is. And my wife doesn't want to be anything like her.....I made sure of that before we got married.
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    Nana. The MIL would be right there drinking with us, but she doesn't want to piss off her mother. And I don't want to piss off MIL because the earth shakes when you do.
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    There's not even alcohol in the house. The borther-in-laws and me want to knock a couple back before we go to every holiday there, but mother-in-law won't let us. And you don't want to get her pissed.
  18. kegtapr
    Conservative Christian grandmother. No such luck.
  19. kegtapr
    Prime Rib.....almost makes seeing the in-laws worth it. Almost.
  20. kegtapr
    I wonder if in 10 years you'll look back and ask yourself "Did I really spend a whole morning of my life arguing this on a message board?"
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    Wish I had known this before I wrote that early history term paper back in 2001.
  22. kegtapr
    I wish I could, but all of the routes i can take to work would make me fear for my life.
  23. kegtapr
    Related story in 12 months "Home invasions decrease by 50%."
  24. kegtapr
    Torn achilles in high school. Basically put an end to collegiate athletics for me. I still have problems with it to this day playing backyard sports.
  25. kegtapr
    Anyone who has Netflix it is available to watch instantly. I thought it was worth the watch. Good behind the scenes look and you really feel for the players profiled.
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