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Work? What's that? Vacation day...woohoo!

It's better then a fast ferry. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Johnson

Sorry

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/25/turkey.Rosen.ap/index.html Talk about irony. Killed by frozen turkeys on Thanksgiving. EDIT: Freaking filter turned cr@sh into Rosen Go to http://www.cnn.com/ and look under more news.

The new one is Advent!

Beat it with a turkey leg

I think he finally hung himself.

What fun are the holidays without alcoholic family members? Get that man a cream ale!

Beauty is but a light switch away. Mental images however require liters of booze.

Is her sister hot? Everybody needs to sleep sometime.

Voicemail? Voicemail is evil! Although, I am thankful for the ability to transfer voicemail to coworkers.

Next year, take the car.

And if you do ralph, it will be bubbly and sooth your throat on the way up.

Eat the cat.

I'm thankful for google.

I think you really need to include a few single women in your list.

Apologize Paco, you hurt the ladies feelings.

If it goes past this point, its gone too far.

Gotta stick with your own. Bathroom break ladies!

Ahhh, so he's like Cablelady. I wonder how his bangs are.

Is he gay too? ---Not that there is anything wrong with that

I hope she was legal.

My fiancee and I are sending handmade christmas cards to the troops. She is a third grade teacher so she is having her kids, and is going to approach every teacher in the school to have their kids make a card. I also sent out a company wide email where I work for my co-workers kids to participate. I'm expecting to be able to mail up to 500 cards by next Friday so, hopefully, they'll be received in time for Christmas. If you do this make sure you have a soldier to address them to. My ex manager is currently in Baghdad so I'm sending them to her to distribute.

Oh, I don't speak middle aged man. It's Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski.

Who?