Coach Tuesday

73 pages and no one broke the Von rumor 🤣

Dude has not been right about anything ever. Kills me.

Did you predict it? Not surprised.

Considering how much they just asked the taxpayers to kick in for their shiny new home, this was a savvy but manageable free agent splurge.

Word

Yes but to his credit I think he’d welcome the added pressure.

Miller and JA17 in the same locker room is a lot of character and swagger. This gone be fun.

This pleases me. Fills the biggest need and reduces the second biggest need (corner). Sends the right message to the locker room and the rest of the league. Puts the Bills on the prime time / media map. Raises expectations for everyone (myself included). Rights the wrong that was the 2011 draft. Shows that Beane and his team can close. Beane finally drove the Porche out of the dealership. He opened his first credit card today. Regardless of whether it works (some don’t), this was a major step forward for OBD.

You're right, I confused 1T and 3T in my post. You got me. I mean you could've just pointed that out, and frankly if I had responded like you just did, I'd probably be hearing about it FROM YOU, but whatever. Please consider my post amended to switch 1T and 3T, next time I'll be more careful while I'm posting during a work conference call.

Just to recap, Beane came out firing in his post-season PC about how the team needs to add talent at pass rusher, receiver, o-line and in the secondary. So far, they've: - Tried and failed to sign a 3rd down back - Lost their starting CB and starting 3T - Replaced the 3T with another veteran - Added a 1T to back up Oliver - Let their RG walk - Signed a 34 year-old LG to a 1-year deal - Extended their veteran center and a special teams/safety hybrid Am I missing anything? Nothing has happened. They've done nothing. Of course it's beyond early, they have months to patch some holes, but this is the opposite of an aggressive start to the offseason. It's been sleepier than a Jim Jarmusch movie.

Makes sense.

Have you ever been to Cincinnati?

How many different ways can we find to express sour grapes?

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Incredible offseason so far for Beane.

Check your own stove!

Highly doubt the Bills’ PR team is clued in enough to be teasing FUTURE moves…

No?

Was wondering what drew you up from the depths of PPP and then realized there is a Tyrod thread on Page 1. (agree with you about Levi though)

Fine with me.

As others have said, his “hard cap” seems based more on what his own internal limits are (which are largely dictated by bad deals he’s already given out to middling players) rather than what the market actually will pay. I think the NFL player agents are onto him. I picture Beane using one of those kidnapper voice disguisers to call agents and ask about the price of high-profile players, then quickly hanging up when they tell it to him. They recognize the hard breathing as Beane and it leaks out that the Bills are “in on” a certain player - they leverage that “interest” to drum up the market. But he’s not “in on” jack squat. He’s Guntekest 2.0. Beane is your midwestern father-in-law. He loves to ask how much something costs, then give a low whistle and pride himself for not paying it.

Yes. And that one single move has been held up at the altar by Beane and the Buffalo media as proof that he’s willing to make a big splash - all that jabber about how the conditions were finally there for Beane to pull the trigger. Hasn’t done anything like it since. Meanwhile that kind of maneuver is SOP for many teams.

Beane likes to go to the Porche dealership on a Saturday morning, waste the sales’ staff time making a loud show of being interested in a brand-new sporty vehicle, then get back in his comfy 2003 Honda and drive off, patting himself on the back for not unnecessarily splurging on luxury. We do this charade every year. On the way home he’ll stop at Chipotle and overpay for guacamole just to allow himself a li’l treat and prove that he’s not cheap.

Look closer: E - P - S - N

Ford will not be on the opening day Bills roster.