Coach Tuesday

This. Tyrod has no idea what the down and distance is, what the clock is at, how many points we’re up or down by, or the overall strategy behind the playcalling. He’s like a goldfish - every 30 seconds, his memory wipes. Each play is its own disconnected, sandlot free for all. He is totally unplugged from the game situation at all times.

If you don’t like the way 345 Park Ave runs the league, take your dollars elsewhere. I have - I canceled Sunday Ticket and season tickets in July. The product lacks quality and integrity. Seems like I’m far from the only one. The league can keep handing trophies to New England and the overall pie will keep shrinking. Pigs get slaughtered.

OK BUT TELL ME - WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?????? I NEEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME.

OK THANK YOU

This place is like the NYC subway system. A crazy in every other train/thread.

93 pages in and finally someone used the word elegant

If DD is telling the truth and leaking real info, it’s bordering on criminal activity. Its also highly entertaining in an otherwise dreary sports month!

You're the one bringing the trash. You can't stay away, despite panning this thread for 85 pages. The epitome of trolling.

It's asinine. They could've gotten Watson with just one first round pick. Now they're going to trade two for a QB who we know is WORSE?

He's an accurate QB overall Dave. He has ridiculous stretches of inaccuracy, often at key times in the game.

He's fine. He's a gamer, he can make all the throws from the pocket. His accuracy is spotty - he's a "streaky" player who will have Fitz-like games/months of staggering inaccuracy where you wonder what the hell is wrong with the guy. He's played at his best in highly detailed passing offenses with well-defined reads and specific coverage beaters designed by the likes of Shannahan and McVay. He can't elevate the team around him like Brady or Rogers - he's really more of a system guy. He's not athletic. I've never seen Cousins make a play and thought to myself, "Wow, no other QB could make a play like that." To my mind he's a lot like Tyrod but the inverse - they're both in the "middle tier" of NFL QBs; neither can win games on their own. Cousins (unlike Tyrod) can operate a traditional NFL passing offense but can't do much if you take away his passing weapons or put him under pressure. Tyrod (unlike Cousins) doesn't need too many weapons and can change the game with his legs and unpredictability, but can't operate a rudimentary passing attack. Basically we're getting rid of one form of "meh" QB for another - PLUS TWO FIRST ROUND PICKS. I'm not kidding, I'll stop watching them.

If they trade both #1s to Washington for Kirk Freakin' Cousins, I'm finally free of this franchise.

Can you stop? You're posting every other post in this thread. Walk away from the keyboard and into your therapist's office.

Something very Tom Cruise-like about him. Megalomania, narcissism, some lunatic beliefs in superhuman status... I hate him.

I just can’t do it. I can’t watch a couple of years of Kirk Cousins. It will kill me.

Yeah I was joking. Terry would have to fire himself...

Rex?

They’re gonna trade a high pick for, and give a huge contract to, Kirk Cousins? UGH

I'm surprised he still wants to coach. There was a time when Fisher was a detail-oriented, forward-thinking over-prepared coach who was well-regarded as one of the best in the league. That time has long passed. He was coaching the Rams the past few years like he really didn't care - like Rex, he totally outsourced areas of the game. He needs to just walk away.

Please. Do yourself a favor and read this post out loud. Then ask yourself, "Does what I just said make any sense?"

I really don't expect them to come close to winning on Sunday. That said, if they somehow pull it off - I'll take back everything bad I ever said or thought about McD. He'd become a legend overnight.

He's a bit Jim Hassett-like...

Maybe the worst letter ever written by a human?

Meaning what??

He’s not a bust, yet. He just sucks.