Coach Tuesday

I don't think it's crazy to assume that part of this signing is the Putin strategy of sewing (additional) dysfunction in a rival's front office. BB knows that the Pegulas are relative simpletons who will turn the screws on their inexperienced GM for shelling out $3.5M for a two-week tryout, only to cut bait and let the division rivals pick him up. BB loves beating the Bills over the head with their own, old shoe. I'm convinced that the Gilleslee signing was palatable to BB because he knew that, even if TD Mike didn't work out for the Pats' offense, he was thwarting the Bills' plans. The Coleman experiment is an embarrassment for Beane who is in over his head and has not shown that he has any real strategy or understanding of how to build a roster or manage his bosses' money. Those bosses surely have noticed by now.

The word "singular" actually means "exceptional," FYI.

Of all the "film" McD watches this week I suspect it'll be the film of last night's Jets game, more than anything else, that convinces him (or his bosses) to start the rookie.

All of those players except Listenbee are still in the league...

Please define “emotional romanticism” - that’s the second time I’ve seen that phrase used here lately.

He’s right about golf.

Surprised Lacey didn’t get the axe, he’s the one to make an example out of. Anyone else remember when Mularkey cut Bobby Shaw?

Except not - as I’ve been saying - the fans really aren’t ready for this - lots of folks talk about patience and suffering but it only took one game for all of that to fly out the window - “well yeah but I didn’t know we’d have to suffer THIS much...” - don’t underestimate fan anger making its way up to a fragile owners’ box. It’s about to get HOT around McBeane’s collar and if this continues through October, watch out.

McD should’ve been either an evangelical pastor or a general contractor - two professions where you can promise elusive results way off in the distant future but only after a massive tear down and reconstruction that never really ends...

"We're just in the second year..." he's practicing his explanation to Terry & Kim...

It's not even about the QB to me - he just stands there and sermonizes - his words are motivational but lack any real meaning. He's in the wrong profession.

McDermott is a fraud.

Unbelievable.

Pretty sure "Paxton's music" = Vanilla Ice...

That door looks incompetent and shook.

Yes and I believe (not certain) not reviewable.

He’s a clear upgrade over Peterman who doesn’t belong on an NFL roster. So yes.

Maybe we need to find a way to get Daboll into space?

Looked like he re-hurt his groin jumping offsides. Sad but true.

Someone’s real name is Fernando Schmude??

Edmunds flashed today - big time.

Someone should change their screen name to “Pat Mahomes Glory Hole” - would be so legendary!

Eh not really. It’s all about the OCs - most coaches don’t get to fire two OCs, especially rookie coaches. If Daboll can’t get it together it’s McD who is gonna pay the price.

Pretty sure Murphy re-injured his groin jumping offsides - not even kidding - THAT sums up this game for me. McD looked “shook” in the postgame presser. This coach was hand-picked by the owners and was allowed to hand-pick his GM. Said GM has shown a horrid inability to identify talent or plan for contingencies and continues to piss away the bosses’ money on players like Boldin and Davis and Tolbert who are clearly over the hill. This team is a mess and it starts in the owners’ box.

He didn’t sign Poyer and Hyde. He has signed ZERO free agents of quality in two offseasons. His plans at G, WR and CB have crashed and burned.