Coach Tuesday

Zay Jones might be the least efficient WR, and pound for pound possibly the worst player, in the entire league. I am not exaggerating.

Another mentally soft U of T player.

They continue to play injury arbitrage and continue to get burned by it.

Good - they’re running a serious camp.

Man oh man. I would love to start a thread entitled, "Josh Allen!" And my post would say, "What do you guys think?"

I'll pay American dollars for one of those lunchpails.

Public House is just ok. It’s a chain, super loud, not anywhere you’d want to go on an ordinary day. Then again, Murray Hill bars are just terrible - full of 23 year-old bros. I didn’t love McFaddens but at least it had some character.

“Sean, I hear you saying you feel frustrated because my approach to building an offense has seemed delayed, haphazard, and incompetent. Do I have that right? I understand why you feel that way, it must be frustrating. Your feelings are valid.” ”Brandon, I hear you saying you feel scared and angry when it seems to you that I’m coaching not to lose, as opposed to going for the win. I get why that might be scary and annoying to you. Your feelings are valid.”

It's not over until we find out what the Lyft drivers of Orlando, Florida think of Josh Allen.

"Responsible" is a stretch. Littman squeezed every last nickel out of the state and county and secured a beautiful parachute for himself in the process.

His teammates should totally troll him with vacuums with Beiber’s face pasted on them.

So kind of a permanent Stage 18, then, for eball?

Quote is from 2017. Good analysis in the article.

Lorenzen's Lifelong Battle with Weight

Carwell Gardner, in an airport. Not the Buffalo airport.

Oh boy.

Can we also have a separate set of individual threads discussing what Josh Allen thinks about various municipalities? Someone wanna start with: "Chicago Josh Allen"? I hear he likes it, but oh boy does it get cold in the winter!

100% false. But moderation is really the key. There are no real shortcuts. Just: eat less. That’s it. Eat less. Eat less. Eat. Less. Back to Lorenzen - he was part of some incredible games at UK. Wasn’t he in that insane thriller that ended on a Hail Mary? Sad to see him die so young, whatever the reason.

Must be nice to have the luxury of learning on the job.

Never change Tipster, never change.

The opposite.

Um, position value dude?

The point? That no one can prove what would’ve happened in an alternative universe where Sammy wasn’t dealt? I mean...

Now I know you're just Teefing my Gugny. Read the article I linked. It quotes actual first-hand sources. It's pretty clear what happened. The Rams' Plan A was to keep Sammy. They tried. KC offered him $30M guaranteed and he bolted. They then turned to using their #23 pick to acquire a replacement and reached out to the Patriots about Cooks. At that point their options were more limited and they did what they had to do. Doesn't mean Sammy "didn't live up to expectations, so they decided to look for wr help elsewhere." You're pushing a false narrative (a) because you find it fun, and (b) because you don't really follow football too closely.

By your “logic” Cooks sucks because the Patriots were willing to trade him. Stop being so dense. From the horse’s mouth. Sammy was Plan A.