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JarHeadJim

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  1. Hell yes Tell her to take her shirt off
  2. do push ups
  3. JB is holding him out untill the 2nd Semester
  4. live stats su up 22-0 http://www.suathletics.com/index.asp?path=mbasket
  5. USMC 1988 to present
  6. Great idea for Veterans Day but way to graphic for network TV
  7. I love those kinds of storys
  8. Semper Fi my Brothers
  9. Pittsburgh 21 New England 3
  10. As of 28 October it will no longer be possible to float a check. A new law goes into effect on 28 Oct and all checks will be cleared electronically within minutes... even at night, even on weekends. If payday is Monday and you write a check at the Wal Mart on Saturday assuming it won't clear before your paycheck is in you will be wrong-that check will bounce. And you will be charged overdraft fees. Be aware of what you are doing and the affect it could have on your credit rating or career. Make sure funds are available before you write a check. "Check 21" starting in late October You've probably bought something in a store with a check even though you don't have the money in your account at the time. You figure you have a few days for the check to clear, and by then the money will be there. It's called the "float." Well, the float is slowly becoming a thing of the past. Because of a new law going into effect in October, money will be drafted from your account immediately when you write a check. It's called "Check 21," and it allows retailers to scan your check through a machine that deducts the cash within minutes. It's essentially the end of the paper check system, as well, because the check will eventually be destroyed. There will be an image of the check online and that will serve as proof if you need it. But everything is becoming electronic, and a bank will know if a check is good right away. So, be prepared to move to an electronic bill pay system. It's the smart way to go. What about checks that you deposit? Well, the float is no longer available to you, the customer. But the bank still will hold a deposit for a few days to make sure it clears. It's not fair, but it's the way it's happening. What are the main effects of "Check 21" on consumers? · You won't be able to get your original paper checks back, because your bank will no longer have them. · Checks you write will clear sooner, increasing the risk that a check will bounce if funds are not in the account when you write the check. Don't write a check unless the funds are already in the account to cover it. · " You may not get access to the funds from checks you deposit any sooner, because the new law does not shorten check hold times. After 30 months, there must be a study on whether banks are making funds available to consumers earlier than the allowable hold periods. · Banks will save money on processing checks, but banks are not required to share these savings with consumers. · Different kinds of copies of a check will have different rights attached. Check 21 creates a new kind of paper copy of an electronic image of a check. This special kind of copy is called a "substitute check." Only a substitute check can be the legal equivalent of the original check, and only a substitute check triggers your right to recredit of disputed funds. A regular copy of a check does not carry these same protections. If you ask for a copy of a check, your bank may send you an ordinary copy instead of this special kind of copy which triggers legal rights and protections unless you ask for a substitute check. · "A bank other than your bank will have your original check, and will decide whether to destroy it. Neither Check 21 nor other law requires a bank to keep your original check for any period of time. Before Check 21, your own bank decided how long to keep your original checks, if you didn't get them returned with your statement. Under Check 21, the bank of the person you wrote the check to may decide when to destroy your check. · Consumers will get new rights for some electronically processed checks, but not for others. When a so-called "substitute check" is provided to a consumer, Check 21 gives the consumer a right to have funds of up to $2,500 recredited to the consumer's account in 10 business days if the check is paid twice, paid for the wrong amount, or otherwise paid in error. The statute is ambiguous about whether this new right applies when a paper substitute check is used in the processing of the check but is not returned to the consumer. The regulations restrict the right of recredit only to checks where the consumer was provided with a substitute check. If a check is processed electronically by all the banks it is routed through without the use of a substitute check and the consumer is not provided with a substitute check, then the check remains under state check law. In that case, the consumer does not receive a 10 day right of recredit even if the electronic image of the check is paid twice, paid for the wrong amount, or if both the electronic image and the paper check are paid. · Consumers who want to maximize their consumer rights should ask for return of "substitute checks" with their checking account statements. Watch out for fees associated with a substitute check-returning account. Look for another bank if your bank charges a high fee to get copies of all your checks as substitute checks. · Only the special "substitute check" can be legally equivalent to the original check to prove payment. The copies that a bank sends to consumers under a so-called "voluntary truncation" agreement, where the consumer agrees not to get the checks back, do not prove that a payment has been made, and do not trigger your Check 21 recredit right. When do these changes go into effect? Check 21 becomes effective October 28, 2004.
  11. The time has finally come... Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth
  12. Thanks guys :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Iraq
  13. HELL YES I'M GETTING IT
  14. Show the Bills game in Georgia. The TV listing say "Tennessee Titans at Miami Dolphins. But since they played that yesterday I'm hope to see the Bills today!!!
  15. http://attacked911.tripod.com/
  16. President of the GERRY McNAMARA fan club
  17. http://www.hot1079.com/script/headline_new...ment&feed_id=44
  18. This is going to be long, long winded, and at times, just plain incoherent. And if I offend, attack, or degrade anyone here I apologize. I have no idea where to begin. There is nothing to take back from this loss, with maybe that Walter Reyes can't return kicks and Damien Rhodes is about as SOFT as they come. Our line, a supposed 'strength' was horrific. Wyche, the "next Freeny" sucked butt, along with the entire defensive line. I would feel more confortable with my family consisting of the front for than these jookers. And how wrong and !@#$ing humiliating is it whenn they cut the GAME to INETRVIEW RUPERT THE DIRTY SURVIVOR GUY. Our defense scheming/coaching was horrendous. Here's the philosophy behind it all. If you are facing a spread offense, you blitz the absoulte stevestojan out of it. I'm talking 50 precent of the time here. And for those who are like, Cuseisloose, we did, and we got burnt on that long TD pass that was a slant. Well, damnit, as a coach you NEVER NEVER allow an inside release with no safety help. EVER. I don't care if you line up insside the WR, don't let him inside. Make the kid throw the tough pass to the sidelines. Don't let him inside. Back to the blitzing -- look what happened to Spurrier in the NFL. No one feared him. The attacked him. Do the goddamn same here. At worse the score is 35-0, no 51 FRIGGIN points. Secondly, our O sucked too, but the play calling was even worse. I don't blame Fields, Patterson, I BLAME P. With a D as quick as Purdue's you run right at the !@#$ing thing. You don't run slow developing counters and tosses. Run up the gut. Powers, Isos...do something. Fields lookede like a true freshman, but wasn't that bad. PP looked good too. I'm sad to say this but it wasn't the QB. PS -- Gregory looked like a (*^*&%^$^#out there...he may have caught a few, but it's embarassing to see a kid trap every ball against his body. Jake can go suck my nuts. WE "DIDNT WIN BIG ENOUGH" When in the world did anyone here ever think we would loose by 50 TO PURDUE!!!!!!!! Not 10, 20, 30 FIFTY friggin points. On national TV. How bad is that? How bout we didn't loose big enough. What does he have to say to that. No wonder season tix are down...we aren't that good...but hey, I'll buy tickets for 50 bucks to eat dinner a !@#$ing stevestojan ass Applebee's so I can go watch SU loose to Pitt by 80. Jake -- suck it. And as for recruiting, forget it. Phat, phan, I love ya to death but if you think Bass, Pommells, or Jesus Christ are going to be wearing orange next year you are dead wrong. Damn boys, lets open our eyes here. No way a recruit at home is going to like this. Pommels probably sees Rutgers as a better team right now...at least they have momentum going for them. I am tired of recruitng kids on 'potential'. We have the best QB recruit in the nation in our backyard, and we can't even get a sniff. I don't care if he wants to be a BB coach or whatever...try and get this kid, THATS WHY we are paying you. we can be as optimistic as we want, but look at our classes and compare them with others over the last 4 years. HGo ahead and look on Rivals. Its not good. I don't write kids off early, but the law of averages weigh against us when we NEVER get a 4 or 5 star, or when the 4 star is soft as hell (Rhodes, I'm calling you out). PS -- nice KR Walter. This was one of the reactions on the Syracusefan.com board
  19. I hope not
  20. KICK SOME BOILERMAKER ASS
  21. The Weather Channel
  22. 0-3 with an INT and a fumble that was returned for a TD. Redskins are 24-0 in the 1st qtr
  23. I wouldn't leave the house if I had that at home.
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