Cotton Fitzsimmons

ngbills, my good friend… you are spot on per usual! Unless we find ourselves in a point in the game where we absolutely need to guarantee that we lose a couple of yards, we need to scrap this Josh under center/handing off/off tackle run nonsense.

Fear not, YOLO, my good fellow… YE OLE is tagging in! What’s good, gents? What’s good?

Mitch Trubisky famously won this award as well… our QB room has all the hardware, gents!

Bill Callahan isn’t walking through that door, gents!

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Commish, my good fellow… you make an excellent point, per usual! Let’s go to the powers that be and get clarification… @Roger Goodell are we moving this game up or what?

LeGOATski, my good fellow… you are spot on per usual! However, you look at guys like a Dave Wannstedt, for example, who went 82-87 over his career with guys like Erik Kramer and Jay Fiedler under center. We can probably all agree Wanny is below average. A good chunk of Belichik’s 62-74 was with guys like Bernie Kosar and Drew Bledsoe at QB. It’s not unreasonable to say Belichik had superior non-Brady QB talent to a guy like Wanny and produced a worse record. In a world where Brady never falls into his lap, does Belichik finish out another mediocre season or two with Bledsoe in New England, get canned, and go down as a great DC who was a below average head coach?

Miyagi, my good friend, that sounds like the old BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE:

He definitely greases the tracks for oncoming pass rushers.

YE OLE remembers the block well… week 1 of 02 season. It was Jason Ferguson that Drew just absolutely decleated

Miyagi, my good fellow... you are spot on per usual! We must not let memories of THE CHROISEN ONE die... for posterity sake.

What's good, gents? What's good? YE OLE just got off the phone with St. Doug and he said "Obviously, McDermott... obviously."

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Mitch Money is like a flame thrower out there, FACT!

What's good, gents? What's good? In retrospect, JA17 would be the #1 overall pick in the 2018 draft 100 times out of 100, FACT!

Then every week we can hear the gents in the booth explain “The fans aren’t booing… they’re actually saying ‘ROUUUUUUUSE’ heh heh”

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Bill Belichik without Brady: 61-72 Dave Wannstedt: 82-87 Rex Ryan: 61-66 Wayne Fontes: 66-67 Norv Turner: 114-122-1

Beerball, my good friend, you are spot on per usual! YE OLE would not be at all surprised to see Mitch play at a high level within THE MCBEANE MACHINE!

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Remember that time Da’Rick started showboating in practice and Marrone had to drop the hammer and was all “Son, is this going to be a problem with you?!” Obviously Doug wasn’t having that on the team… obviously.

1ManRaid, my good friend, it was probably the same joker who had Allen ranked 9th: “5. Josh Allen, Buffalo Bills Highest ranking: 2 | Lowest ranking: 9 Age: 25 | Last year's ranking: Unranked” I ask you gents… what kind of MAROONS are working over there that would take 8 QBs ahead of JA17 and turn around and take 7 WRs over Diggs?

What’s good, gents? What’s good? BillsFan619, you are spot on per usual, my good fellow! Over half the league has a coach who has been there 2 years or less. Astounding churn rate!

Come on McBeane… make it Ertz so good! Sometimes Knox don’t catch like he should. Make it Ertz so good!

Better, stronger, colder!