Cotton Fitzsimmons

Or Marv Albert with “THE FACIAL!”

We hardly knew ye!

Batty, my good fellow, you are spot on per usual! YE OLE, does recall a time when someone around here came up with Mitch “The Horse” Morse. It was never as apropos as when that magnificent beast was galloping alongside Lil’ Dirty Saturday night, paving the way.

Now tonight is what licking dog **** looks like, gents!

Josh is out there givin folks THE OKIE DOKE, gents!

Somebody get Chris Watson on the phone!

PIGPEN, this here’s the Rubber Duck, and I’m about to put the hammer down.

This OL play is something else gents. Jamie Nails and Marcus Spriggs would be an improvement at this point.

nucci, my good fellow… you are spot on per usual! Now if Josh comes out and is like “The guy should’ve been blocked, I don’t know what the hell Dion was thinking there!” then we’ll have something!

Well gents… that felt like a vintage Dick Jauron coached fiasco.

It’ll be interesting to see how the league handles a situation like that. That game in Miami last year wasn’t broadcast for a good stretch as well due to a power outage in the stadium if memory serves. In those cases they just shuffled over to another game. This being on MNF won’t afford that. Tough situation for the league and ESPN if it really hits the fan and affects the broadcast.

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Watching this team over the last month has been like waiting for prime 70s era Carl Douglas to show up, but getting 2011 Carl Douglas on your TV and we are left wondering what sort of clown show we just watched.

There was no better segment in all of football than THE WISDOM IF SOLOMON… really got into the meat and potatoes of what was about to unfold out there.

AJ’s skill set is definitely different than Milano and Edmunds, but he brings a sort of violence to the game that is unique. After that awful start he had filling in early last season, he has been terrific in the role they’ve designed for him. He gets in the backfield and really lays the wood.

AJ Klein is THE WHIP… FACT!

On the replay it looks like Tre took that one right off the old giblets! Reminds YE OLE of an unfortunate incident in a batting cage some years ago.

Miyagi, my good man… the refs have turned in some clunkers over the years, but this is a truly special effort.

Let me tell you something MEAN GENE… Josh is on pace for over 5400 total yards and 48 total TDs. That’s pretty much spot on to what he did last year, even adjusting for the extra game.