Cotton Fitzsimmons

TOPIC: 1990's Basketball Commercials SUBJECT: SCOTTIE PIPPEN THE CUT: I JAM, THEREFORE I AM TOPIC: 1990's Basketball Commercials SUBJECT: SHAQUILLE O'NEAL THE CUT: PASSWORD? DON'T FAKE THE FUNK ON THE NASTY DUNK

We're calling him Antonio Wright... for posterity sake.

Jackson's pretty decent. Those numbers extrapolate out to 1336 yds./7 TD's had he been healthy for a 16 game schedule. He's not the best ever, but definitely upper echelon of what's currently in the league. You could make an argument for him at top 3... but definitely I'd say top 5 or 6. H2o heh? 2 parts hydrogen/1 part oxygen... sounds a little like Ole' Cotton's Sizzlin Supper: 2 parts beans, 1 part gas... goes into me mouth and out of me @$$

Norwood was only 72.3% for his career. And a majority of that was due to one really good year that he had in '88 when he made the Pro Bowl. Aside from that, 4 of his 7 seasons in the NFL, he was under 70% accuracy. He definitely at no point was in the running for most accurate in history. I like Norwood okay, but the fact is, he was just okay. I have to agree that if we're putting a kicker up, Christie would be the better option of the two. Christie played much much longer and was much more accurate.

I recall at the first OTA's after Big Mike got drafted, they were interviewing him and he described how he would pancake the opposition. He said, "I get a hold of him and he's like 'NO BIG MIKE... NO... DON'T DO IT!' but then I just gotta be like 'Sorry, but Big Mike's gotta do what he's gotta do' then I just drive him into the dirt..." I thought it was one of the more bizarre interviews that I've heard. Especially given his play over the ensuing seasons following said interview.

Shanny played a little game of detective and learned that T-Henry was sportin the reefer. Thus, he now cannot in good faith refer him to play with another team.

No kidding. Old Cotton thinks that if we were Riding the Whip in WWII, we'd be Speaking the German right now.

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Oh man, Ricojes, where did you get that avatar?

I will be posting later today about when you can expect the latest edition of Ole' Cotton's Buffalo Bills Salary Cap Hootinanny to be released. As you know it is the authority on all things cap related. Stay Tuned...

Yes, my apologies G. Host. I did, in fact, mispell Joakihm. It should read Joakim as you stated.

Charged with possession of marijuana and having an "open alcohol container" per ESPN News. What say you?

Ralph would all be throwin his hands up, gyrating around, saying "she's little in the middle but she's got much back!"

What doesn't kill us is makin us stronger, we gotta keep Gilbride longer than the greatest WALL in China ohhh yeeeahhhh... sing it with me now!!!! WHOOOOOO

This is what I'm talkin about! Sounds like a party over at LA Billz house!

I can see it now... some fine ladies back at the crib. Ralph starts strippin it down as Willis is doin his thang across the way and is like "awwww yeeeeahhhh, get yo freak on Mr. Wilson!" all the while the music plays in the background "I wanna get FREAKAAAAAYYYY WITH YOU" This is most definitely how nights of clubbin would conclude with Ralph and Willis.

We must correct his indiscretions and sinful nature! OUT

My prediction for this season, especially after the Hardy news is simple. I'd like to hand in my resume: I'm flatulent in 3 languages, and my son Rip is on line Toot.

Huh?

But if Stroud returns to glorious All Pro form and McCargo (who has shown glimpses of being a real beast) reaches his prime, we will have one terrifying combo up the middle once again!

You call that reality? Maybe your reality. Sit right back and I'll tell you a tale about Trent's Reality. Trent Edwards' reality is one of hitting receivers in stride as they gallop to the endzone. It's a reality of throwing the ball all 'round the yard and slingin the hash. A reality of domination... pounding divisional opponents into submission. A reality of perrenial Pro Bowls culminating in a path to the Hall of Fame in stately Canton, OH. This is a reality that ends in a march on Niagara Square to celebrate our championships. And that... is reality.

Bills must get Sweed! They must!

DONNIE AVERY???

Who's idea was it to go WR in round 1??? Good thing we didn't take Thomas at 11... man we'll have our pick in round 2.

STRIKE A POSE!