Cotton Fitzsimmons

Per Pat McAfee, this year’s team is an “Absolute WAGON” That’s what all the kids are calling it now, gents!

Westside, my good fellow, it is the best thing.

This Benford fellow is THE WHIP, gents! This whole team is, in fact, THE WHIP!

Pete never learned how to be UNLIMITED

What’s good, gents? What’s good? Are you ready for THE FOOTBALL?

Agreed… just keep “Punt, Pass, and Kick” Barkley on the 53 for now and figure it out from there.

It's very hard to believe that the NFL was made aware of this prior to the draft. I have been as much a fan of Araiza's as anyone and the way he punts the ball is extremely entertaining, but I don't believe an NFL team would've drafted him at all with this going on.

The team hasn’t punted much at all the last couple of years (just under 3 punts per game on average). They have especially been more aggressive of late around mid field. Worst case, if Araiza boots it into the end zone once or twice per game, we lose maybe 10 yards of field position. That’s not too consequential if the trade off is he can uncork an 80 yarder once in a while and truly flip the field if we find ourselves in a bad spot.

Nate isn’t terrible IMHO, but he has a way of asking a question and then spending the next 5 minutes answering said question himself before letting the person respond.

A magnificent hold by Araiza in crunch time!

Beerball, my good friend, how goes it? YE OLE concurs on THE HODGINS WATCH. Word on the street is, he has looked pretty good so far in camp. YE is also interested in seeing this Benford fellow everyone is talking about. It sounds like he will get some play against Matty Ice and the first stringers today.

Tom and Julio down by the school yard

One has to wonder if this continues to play out and he gets shelved for the entire 2022 season, but eventually gets reinstated in 2023 what is his on field value even going to be? Even if he is the player he was in 2020, it’s a horrible situation if he’s done all of these things. But, you have to wonder if he’s even going to be an elite QB on the field after such a long hiatus.

Gibran “The Chroisen One” Hamdan

Gregg “High School” Williams

Does it really count as a thread if we are not “pounding the table” for Saquon?

In listening to the interview, it was almost as if he circled back to make a point out of separating the fans from the team. It was sort of an odd comment.

What's good, Deano? What's good? YE OLE did a little digging and found this on THE TWITTER... apparently the new TV deal increased the maximum number of primetime games to 7 per club. Not sure if this rule change is already in effect or not for 2022.

Buddy will only sign off on Von Miller if he can smell his breath… and know what he had for lunch.

They don’t call him MONEY MITCH for nothing, gents!