Cotton Fitzsimmons

You can't stop the bums rush... And our tandem of DEs are known as "Aaron squared". That's right its Schobel and Maybin both games are tight they sack the QB like they drink the Sprite. Awwww yeeeahhh. Somebody call 911 Schobel spinning round the dance floor ohhhh woahhhh. Aaron squared burst round the outside round the outside round the outside. Any other suggestions?

Hey Deano... glad to see you came out for this post. Good effort!

Tis' a sad day when a fun loving guy like Ye Ole' Cotton joins the ranks of the banking world Deano, but alas it may come to be... Thanks for the encouragement.

I'm in the final stages of hiring for a "Banking Center Manager" position with Bank of America. Does anyone have any experiences good/bad working for this company?

That commercial makes Ye Ole' Cotton bust a gut everytime.

Leave it to this guy to turn a perfectly light hearted post into a JP Losman thread. You sir, are a MAROON!

Season ticket sales are flatulent. Offseason trades were gassy. Russ Brandon's son, Rip, is on line toot.

Ugh... who beefed?

It is clear that JBlack23's friend is misguided. Clearly Fast Freddie Jackson is up to the task. He hits the hole with a force that harkens back to a day when Ye Ole' Cotton participated in an amateur porn squad. Game day would come, and Ye Ole' Cotton would be doin his thang just like Freddie Jackson be doin, and all the fans would gather 'round chanting "bust that nut! bust that nut!"

Woah now! We can't be havin any of that around here! HOOTINANNY!

Ye Ole' Cotton will volunteer to stand and lay some "lumber" on the interior. I ask only for 2 yr./5 mil contract with 2 mil guaranteed, and incentives/escalators that could push the total value to 7.5 mil for things like Pro Bowl selections.

Is Jason Peters, dollar for dollar worth 11.5 million a year? Maybe, maybe not. But I don't think it really matters. The bottom line to me is, this team is much better with Jason Peters maybe being a little overpaid at LT, than signing a 1.5 mil/yr talent who is worth 1.5 mil/yr. If you're going to be competitive, you're going to overpay for players. If we want to sit here every offseason and say "I'm glad we didn't overpay for this guy and that guy, we have real 'value' in the contracts our team has signed..." we're probably going to continue missing the playoffs for a long time. The bottom line is, Jason Peters is a damn good LT and we're not signing anyone who could hold his jock strap to replace him, if he walks. So yes, all things considered, pay the man. That's just Ye Ole' Cotton's 2 cents. Who is with me?

Ye Ole Cotton could ACCIDENTALLY come up with a better idea than this guy!

Ye Ole Cotton simply cannot get enough of your avatar there, WVU!

Kelly is a first ballot hall of famer, who was the headline of the '02 class to boot. There's not much argument to be made here. It's not like he was marginal candidate sitting around for years thinking "maybe this will be the year..." This was an overwhelming choice by the electorate. We as diehard Bills fans may be inclined to be homers on occassion, but the HOF voting populus is not comprised of Bills fans, and they voted overwhelmingly to put #12 in hall.

A group comprised of Ye Ole' Cotton, The Dean, and Jim Kelly will one day own the Buffalo Bills. And we will return the franchise to "Glory Days"

Alas! Ye Ole Cotton is united with THE DUDE... together on the same board. Intellectually speaking, we are now rich beyond our wildest dreams!

Honestly... the fact that we're even discussing the Arizona Cardinals being IN the Superbowl pretty much seals the deal in my mind. Just take that in for a second... the Arizona Cardinals are playing in the Superbowl. Kurt's a good guy on and off the field, and he sure pissed me off when we played against him this year. We couldn't even slow him down. The only knock on him was length of career since he got such a late start at it when he burst onto the scene with the Rams. But now he's been doing it for 10 years... and got the RAMS and the Cardinals to the Super Bowl. That alone is astonishing... I'm still taking that in.

True enough, we must build the lines! Especially the D-lne... at this point, I'd take Stroud and Schobel as being OK to good when healthy, but we desperately need a game changer on that line.

Based on that logic, we could also say that we haven't even made the playoffs since switching to a 4-3 in 2001. To that, I would also say No Thank You.

Presenting: Good King Wenceslas... Buffalo Bills Style, BOYEEEEEE: Owner Ralph Wilson looked out On another losing season When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even Brightly shone the D at times Though our pass rush was cruel When a poor coach blamed for our plight His name was Perry Fewell Leodis McKelvin run for me, The return game is sterling. Yonder peasant, who is he? Tis' none other than John Wendling. Leagues best special teams hence Coverage teams always contain In the endzone Roscoe shall dance Lest we forget Brian Moorman Halt the rush and give Trent time Stop the red dogs hither James Hardy will one day shine Just like Donte Whitner Trent and Lynch forth they went Forth they went together Through the Ralph wind's wild lament And the bitter weather JP's hopes are darker now As the boos grow stronger Read the D... he knows not how, Fans can watch no longer Hear the footsteps, fair JP Speeding toward you boldly Thou shalt feel the defense rage And fumble thy ball unexplicably In legends steps they trod Where the snow lay dinted Greatness used to grace the sod Where present Bills are ding-ED Therefore, Bills fans, rest assured Draft position is rising Ye ole NFL will bless the poor With another first round blessing

I don't like the idea of continuing to recycle coaches, and I think Jauron could pan out, BUT... if Ralph is willing to spend the money, there would be no better fit than Bill Cowher. That guy personifies a place like Buffalo, has won a SB, and has been one of the few people in the media who has consistently said good things about the Bills. I kind of get the feeling from seeing Cowher talk about Buffalo that he might be interested if the job were offered.

The stats are as follows: When posting "dubs" in da B-LO... Reed has "bookoo" receptions When posting losses in da B-LO... Reed has no receptions Moving on... Dick said WHIP IT!!!

Dick said WHIP IT!!!!

Just like so many years ago, when corporate America undid her blouse, exposing the teet of opportunity for Ye Ole Cotton to suckle... so too does this Monday nighter expose the teet of opportunity to this team. Now is the time to strike back! At 6-4 the rest of the schedule with KC, SF, et al, we shall attain that 10-6+ plateau and go on to play THE SECOND SEASON.