Cotton Fitzsimmons

Everyone likes to grade Keith Ellison as inadequate. So what is the solution? Lets bring in Brandon Spoon.

In regard to Trent Edwards, I stand neither forward... nor do I stand backward. I stand Tredwards.

This thread truly was one of the finer debacles in TSW history. However, in analyzing its content matter, I can't find a sufficient explanation for the "why" element. Does anyone have any theories as to why this thread made so little sense? It was like the second you read and/or posted into this thread, your brain immediately became scrambled and you were left in a state of pure confusion.

It sounds as though theesir is feelin' So Cal Val.... yessssir!

But alas, fair BLZ 4 LIFE... we had Mike Mularkey who often was referred to as the meat head... and just look what happened.

Uh oh... BLZFAN 4 LIFE (WHEWWWWWWW!!!!!!) is throwin down on DEANO's opinionation. Where ya at Deano? On one side of the coin, BLZFAN makes a pursuasive argument that Rex wants to mix it up. On the other hand... DEANO makes a good point, he is a meat head... discuss amongst yourselves, for posterity sake of course.

Jerry, What is your take on the Gruden to Buffalo rumor? Is this another George Seifert farse, or is there some merit here? Point 2... what about Bill Cowher? If Ralph was willing to pay up and get him here, would this team respond, and could we win with him? Perhaps moreso than Gruden? Your take...? Point 3... who is the hottie in your avatar? PS. - If DEANO is out there, his take is also welcome here... LATE

What is going on here? Ye Ole' can't make hide nor hair of this thread!

Seminole chant.. Daaaahhhmmm... dah dah... dah DAH dah dah dah DAH... dah dah DAH DAH DAH DAH... DAHHHH... Uh oh... Bowden must have his boys on the move!

Jerry Jabber, who is in your avatar?

This is right up there with the most frustrating efforts I've ever seen. This game was flat out conceded down the stretch. The defense played one hell of a game and gave us a chance when we had no business being in this game. But, to me, it is completely inexcusable to punt with 4th and 1 and 7:30 left when you're down by 2 scores. The game was completely over. The playcalling on offense showed no desire to even attempt to win, and Trent showed no desire to attempt to go down field. Hangartner snapped at least 10 consecutive balls right into Trent's shoe. It didn't look like the offense was even attempting to be in this game. We've endured some very heartbreaking moments in Bills history, but I've never seen such a blatant desire to throw in the towel. This was ridiculous.

Rob the jewelry store, tell them "Make Dick a grill!" Oh Dick... how did you get your grill that way? and how much did you pay?

Dick wears sunglasses at night... Dick wears his sunglasses at night...

No need to segregate when Ye Ole' likes to procreate! Much like THE DEAN chillin at one of LA BILLZ shindigz... those are TRUE ladies men right there, rivaled only by yours truly. And might I add... YOU SIR, are a MAROON!

Yes sir... yes sir... Ye Ole' is back in bidness. That being said... the black mamba was not a fan... went as far as to call the mods on Ye Ole'! Not very sporting is he? To the Black Mamba, I must say, "YOU SIR... are a MAROON!" Lets all keep this thread going... for posterity sake, of course! Ye Ole' likes our chances this week in a shootout over the Saints. Lets all say that we hang a double nickel on the Saints this week, shall we?

Some here on this board say that Trent's development to super stardom has all been worth it, unless he gets injured yet again this year. These people also claim that, a so called "injury prone" QB has little to no value. What these unsavory characters fail to realize is that it doesn't matter if Trent gets hurt again or not... because... TRENT IS... 2 LEGIT... 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT! dah dah dah... 2 LEGIT... 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT! BREAK IT DOWN... *typewriter*

Biggity Biggity BUMP!

Just an interesting point on the Lions misfortune. Their regular season losing streak is currently 19 games, as they lost the season finale in 2007 at Green Bay. Their last win came at home against KC on Dec. 23, 2007. Prior to that win against KC they were on a 6 game losing streak. That means the Lions are 1-25 in their last 26 games. Now for the ironic twist... prior to this historical losing streak, the Lions were sitting at 6-2 midway through the '07 season following a week 9 beat down of the Broncos to the tune of 44-7. Everyone 'round here (Yes, Ye Ole' lives local here) was shouting the praise of Marinelli and felt the Lions were cruising to the playoffs and possible division crown. This truly is an epic meltdown for the ages... 6-2, coming off a 44-7 rout... and then 1-25 in your next 26 games, including the only 0-16 season in NFL history. Just unbelievable...

"The Burner" George Evans, "The Player" Todd Owens, "Zone Buster" James Reed, and "Seem Splitter" Randy Schouman Debate and discuss... and lets make it robust, shall we? (For posterity sake... of course)

Anyone sport dat wood when Special K's avatar bursts onto the screen? Even Darren McFadden would be like "got dat wooood right heeerrrre"

Our best, greatest advantage we have tonight is quite simply the fact that NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has seen "Hollywood" Lee Evans and "The Player" Terrell Owens on the field at the same time with AVP calling the plays. We have no way of knowing what we will see from the offense tonight. Could be good... could be bad... but it's always a surprise!

This has special sentiment to Ye Ole, as Runyan is an old high school classmate straight outta Carman-Ainsworth. CHEER FOR CARMAN-AINSWORTH! THE CAVALIERS CHARGE ON!!!! C.... A.... H..... S Awwwww yeeeeeahhhh boyeeee, Runyan's fin' to tear it up.

That's why they call him Eric "Good" Wood. BJ might be great, but everyone goes down when facing Eric "Good" Wood.

What happens in training camp stays in training camp. Eric's new name is Eric "Good" Wood... That's right... Ye Ole said it first, write it down

Alas my good fellow ... Ye ole Cotton is back with a brand new invention... Somethin grabbed a hold of ye ole tightly... Football is back both daily and nightly