Cotton Fitzsimmons

Like Ye Ole' stated before, we must all yell "BIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDD MAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!" *pause 3 seconds* then we all do a "Nature Boy Ric Flair" "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in unison

Boo and YA!

My vote is for THE STREET HAMMER

d) Keith Ellison is a BEAST! ... at least when he's not selling his new fragrance Keith Ellison: Solutions

Ye Ole' still has it! I'd drop back... 3 steps and fire that laser strike in to Lee Evans.

Straight up... he done learnt those moves from Lil' Cotton... singin "we at the HO-TEL... MO-TEL... HOLIDAY INN!" That was epic when Jackson did it in THE LEAGUE.

Ye Ole' got to thinkin about a time when he made a tremendous gaffe in Pop Warner. Twas back in the day when Ye Ole' was simply known as Lil' Cotton... I was goin deep on the 9 route (that's a GO route for those not privvy to the position) and the QB hit Lil' Cotton in stride. Sure enough, I was going to have the game winning TD as I galloped to the endzone. I was in the clear... nothing but paydirt ahead. But alas, overcome with a sense of gamesmanship Lil' Cotton spiked the ball, started doing the funky chicken dance, giving the number one sign with both index fingers high above my head. One problem... I had spiked the ball at the 2 yd. line... and the defense recovered. Everyone was yelling "NO COTTON! NOOOO!!!" With only a few seconds left on the clock, the opposition took a knee and the game ended. With that in mind, what are some similar gaffes we have seen over the years on our beloved Bills? Lets discuss... for posterity sake of course!

Modrak must shoulder his share of the blame, but not on this one. Hardy is a beast!

This would be true in NHL world... but not in the NFL.

Agreed. It's clear that Fitzpatrick is not as talented as Edwards, but is willing to attempt throws that Trent isn't. At this point, it's making Fitzpatrick a more attractive option. By attempting these throws, defenses are having to respect a dimension that wasn't there before. It's an issue where Fitzpatrick is a mediocre talent, but may lead the team to a number of wins.

Fitzy's gonna have to hot foot it out of the alleged "pocket" when Carolina rushers come a' callin.

Ouch! It's getting a little sporty in here, now! Getting a little sporty!

Tis an onion busting bonanza in this thread! OP busts Broncos onions and now subsequent posters bust OP's onions for suggesting an ALL AFC Superbowl as part of his defense of original busting of the onions. Truly an irony wrapped in an oxymoron, tied together with a ribbon of riddles!

Broncos vs. Ravens in the Superbowl? I wonder what the odds are on that bet. A long shot for certain!

Why must we bust the Broncos' onions? Seems as though they drafted well, put together a good staff, they're playing hard.

Then perhaps you would select "somewhere betwixt decent and cannon" as presented by our very own bizell

Me neither Magox... me neither. But stay thirsty my friend, stay thirsty. For when it comes to a 2 party system... the party you want to attend, is the after party.

I shall update the poll to reflect your write in vote! For posterity sake of course!

What with all of the debate over Fitzpatrick's arm, YE OLE took the liberty of adding a poll question to this here fiasco of a thread! Lets base our opinion on good science, shall we?

Chris Watson would have caught that punt. Roscoe's more of a punt fumbler, than a punt catcher.

But alas, in our darkest hour, Ryan Fitzpatrick is there to lift us from the losing way. He will be our KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR... coming to Bills Fans emotional rescue! Fitzy with that cannon arm, I can see it now.. stretching the field, throwing the deep out... throwing the skinny post... throwing the wheel route.

AVP says Fitzy's got a STRONG arm! He said they're about to stretch the field yo!

YE OLE has been as big a proponent of Trent as anyone, but let me say this... Fitzpatrick has a CANNON for an arm! Best arm strength we've had since Bledsoe... maybe even better! I'd like to see Young Ryan chuck it side by side next to Bledsoe and see whose ball travels further in the air! Even AVP knows... it's time to stretch the field!

TWO great new teams... ONE great low price...

That would be sweet, then the Chargers and Rams could play head to head in the Emerald (bust a) Nut Bowl live from LA Stadium.