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Cotton Fitzsimmons

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  1. THE ITALIAN STALLION... RRRRRRRRRRROCKY ... BALLL... BOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!!! We'll have Michael Buffer at all of the games and introduce the front office staff.
  2. I doubt this would happen, but I think it would be great to get Shanny on the sideline ASAP. Essentially it gives us extra preseason games to get ready for next year. Anything that would help speed the transition would be "The Minty"
  3. Lets not stop there Buffalo! Lets bring in Doug Flutie as GM/President of Football Operations! We need WINNERS from top to bottom in this organization. Between Flutie and Nolan, we would never lose! They just win baby!
  4. "Hacksaw" Aaron Maybin ain't not gonna play... EVER.
  5. And then he could step to the podium and be like "First of all, I got a little somethin for my friend Mr. Jason Smith over at ESPN..." then Mike would flip him the double bird... that's right, one on each hand, Ye Ole' said it!
  6. Donte is straight BOOTY. And not the GOOD kind either!
  7. Tis' true, Space Man. No one is taking this scoop seriously. Rest assured, it IS being discussed on a serious level.
  8. Ya best believe! And if he does come back to the B-Lo, you can make book that he did it all for the "nucci"
  9. *Channeling Jerry Glanville voice cerca 1989* "Anybody nervous... anybody scar-ED?"
  10. Rumor has it... Jerry Glanville may have interest in stepping back into coaching, specifically in Buffalo.
  11. In regard to winning the Super Bowl... OHHHHHHH we're half way there! OHHH OHHHH... we livin' on a prayer! Take Marty's hand and we'll make it I swear... OHHH OHHHH livin' on a prayer! LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
  12. One Coach (Marty)... One Team... One Superbowl shown all over the worrrrlllldd... We got that spirit... we gonna share it! What's in your wallet? It's not CAPITAL ONE...
  13. He's the MAGIC FLUTE. This play served as further evidence as to why everyone must pay homage to THE MAGIC FLUTE. Greatest... QB... Ever.
  14. Ye Ole stands 6'5" and tips the scale at 330 lbs. He volunteers his services as well.
  15. Iron Mike Tice in Ye Ole' Penile these days, heh?
  16. Early poll results are positive for young Brohm.... ohhhhhh this is exciting stuff!!!!
  17. Top o' the mornin to ye, from Ye (Ye Ole that is)
  18. It's been stated by THE POOJER in previous coaching searches that Jimmuh would never survive in Buffalo with the "Big Haired Buffalo women" That being said, Ye Ole says "Give us a coach with haaaaaaaaiiiirrrr... long beautiful haaaaiiiirrr... and give him a can of spray to tame that hairrrrr!"
  19. Ditto, right?! The Flute Man (who shall be refered to as THE MAGIC FLUTE henceforth in this post) was a RAMBLIN' SCRAMBLIN' man! The Magic Flute would've handled the snap... run 'round end and probably turned a busted play into a 35 yard gain. Game, Set, Match B-LO!
  20. Gilbride was straight run outta town on a rail, boyeeee!!! And that was as OC, can you really believe that dem gonna rehire his azz, yo?
  21. Ye Ole remembers when THE HAZ was the flavor du jour back in the day and we all clamored and pined for THE DON to hire him up here in the B-LO. Now THE HAZ has fallen from grace... interesting really. Fascinating even.
  22. The Flute Man would've left the field with an insurmountable lead!
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