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Cotton Fitzsimmons

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  1. That's what we call Ye Ole' Pick 6, boyeeeeee!
  2. Easy choice... Brian Moorman. And that's the fact, Jack!
  3. Sounds like just another night out on the town with Ye Ole'
  4. The young lady in BuffOrange's avatar is his baby momma! That's right, ya heard it here first! Ye Ole' let the cat out o' the bag one more once!
  5. It wasn't JP's fault though... the O-line was cramping his style, and he couldn't take the coaches nagging him all the time. But it'll be different this time... JP's changed. He's going to be good now, he promises... if we'll just have him back.
  6. This idea is awesome! Absolutely awesome... this is shrewd thinking around the Tim Tebow piece. Not only shall we draft him and convert him to HB/TE... but prior to doing so, make him a QB for a couple of years first.
  7. Yes, and the only jabroni's to man up and play Boise were the Pac 10 Champion/Rose Bowl Champion Ducks of Oregon... and they done took their medicine at the hands of the Broncos... BOYEEEEE. Ye Ole' hath spoken! TCU is "The Whip" as well, but make no mistake... if Boise was a McDonald's Value Menu Item, they'd be dubbed THE REAL McDeal
  8. Let us move Maybin to safety... for posterity sake, of course.
  9. Elbert "GOLDEN WHEELS" Duuuuubenion... big of you to join us! Pip pip, cheerio!
  10. The question is... will the Bills brass have that WOOOOOD come draft day? In the classic Darren McFadden fashion, will they get that WOOOOOD baby? Will they find the pick of the draft? The next Darren "Got that WOOOOOD right herrrrre" McFadden, perhaps? Before voting, please view the following study materials:
  11. HERE HERE! Lets change your monaker to "MASTER Defense" ... shall we? For posterity sake, of course!
  12. In today's game it only means something to women and children, but not to MEN like YE OLE' Uh oh... YE's gonna bust it Stuart Scott style... BOOOO-YA! Man... we in here talkin' bout PRACTICE!
  13. Ouch... total crash and burn!
  14. Now Now Maximillian... we all know YE OLE' would win that competition. Afterwards, YE would take the liberty of doing THE SPRINKLER, so as to showboat and celebrate my victory.
  15. I must say that in Michigan, I've seen 10 UF games on TV this year, and I do not subscribe to the NCAA football package. If one does that, I'm 100% certain all of UF's games would be covered. SEC football, especially UF can usually be seen anywhere in the country.
  16. Did you get that booty?
  17. I believe that the point here, Redman, is simply that a majority of games this season have not been played in 40 mph winds on a 35 degree day. In fact, to this date, none of the games have been played in this environment, yet the team is still bad. This lends itself to the argument that OP's original points are universal. Not inaccurate in any way... just lacking specific insight to our situation. As a wise poster once said "think before you post"
  18. You mean "bout it bout it" Donte Whitner?!
  19. Drinking the KOOL-AID! Ye Ole' likes his drinks SOFT!
  20. OK... lets have it, what's everyone eating for BUFFALO GAMENIGHT? We got Sabres/Habs We got Bills/Jets The only question is, what are partaking in for refreshment? Ye Ole' is having hot dogs, topped with diced fresh peaches, chopped scallions, and a delectable fruit chutney.
  21. Most likely it will be that fine chica in yo avatar, yo!
  22. Disagree on 2 points: A. The win is not meaningless when we're still IN THE HUNT, boyeeeeee! B. History is scattered with teams who ride late season momentum into the next year 1. Case study #1: Balto Ravens- The year is 1999... and Quoth the Raven: Forevermore sits at 4-7 just as our current day B-LO Bills... now they could have 'opted' for the higher draft pick, but nay... nay... they marched forward and barnstormed the league finishing the season on a 4-1 run to finish up 8-8, and everyone was like 'watch out for Balto in the Y2K... watch out for them. Sho' Nuff they emerged victorious upon the golden arm of Trent Dilfer and won it all the following year. As they sat at 4-7 they could've said "lets lose out and get a choice pick..." but in the true fashion of the game, they used those games as a launching pad to change the culture from 4-7 to Superbowl Champs. 2. Case study #2: Stay Tuned to Ye Ole's Thursday HOOTINANNY, and Ye Knowledge will continue to flow
  23. LETS GO BUFFFFFF'LO... LETS GO BUFFFFF'LO... TO IN THE B'LO... and tonigth TO IN THE TO... WHOOOOO---AHHHHH!!!! YE OLE' is ready for the football!
  24. If last week was any indication, we can surely expect Fitzpatrick to be throwing the long ball early and often! Whatcha gonna do when Ryan Fitzpatrick gets "LIVE" you, brotha! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Ye Ole' is ready for THE FESTIVITIES!
  25. It all starts tonight Zubaz... if the Ryan Fitzpatrick Experience propelled by Perry "Fossil" Fewell uncorks the whoop-azz tonight in PRIME TIME... the league will have to take heed of the mighty team hailing from Western New York! From 3-7 to Division Champs! Hosting a playoff game! Just imagine the euphoria! It'd be FANDAMONIUM!
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